What's the difference between Bird flu and swine flu?
For one you get tweetment, for the other you get oinkment.
I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.
"Mom? Don't freak out, but I'm in the hospital."
"Aaron, you've been a doctor for over 8 years now, please stop starting every phone conversation we have with that."
What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?
A pap smear.
What's the difference between a surgeon and God?
God knows he's not a surgeon.
