Medical condition jokes
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.
What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?
A stroke of luck :)
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?
Throw them some laundry.
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?
Both are sick and twisted.
Weaponization of flashlights
What's the best way to remove gum from hair?
Cancer.
Q: Where do you find a quadriplegic?
A: Right where you left 'em.
My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."
How would you best describe prostate cancer?
Well, it is somewhere between a dick and an asshole!
What's the best thing about Alzheimer's? You can hide your own Easter eggs!!
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
I have a dog named Syndrome.
But it gets kinda awkward when he jumps on someone and I have to shout, "DOWN SYNDROME!"
What do you call all down syndromes?
Twins.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
Why is there AC in hospitals?
To keep all the vegetables fresh.
People having seizures are just people dreaming about rollercoasters.
I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights.
He arrested me for impersonating George Floyd.
*I have seizures*
What's the difference between a blonde chick and Alzheimer's?
None, because they both forget a lot.
I'm so jealous of babies with anencephaly.
They can eat all the ice cream they want and never get brain freezes.