Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
Down Syndrome is already a joke.
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?
Throw them some laundry.
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?
Both are sick and twisted.
What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?
A stroke of luck :)
What's the best way to remove gum from hair?
Cancer.
How would you best describe prostate cancer?
Well, it is somewhere between a dick and an asshole!
Q: Where do you find a quadriplegic?
A: Right where you left 'em.
My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."
What's the best thing about Alzheimer's? You can hide your own Easter eggs!!
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
What do you call all down syndromes?
Twins.
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
Why is there AC in hospitals?
To keep all the vegetables fresh.
People having seizures are just people dreaming about rollercoasters.
I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights.
He arrested me for impersonating George Floyd.
*I have seizures*
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
What happens when you have a kid with Tourette's and a hair trigger?
The Las Vegas shooting.
