Medical condition jokes
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
Down Syndrome is already a joke.
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.
What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?
A stroke of luck :)
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?
Both are sick and twisted.
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?
Throw them some laundry.
What's the best way to remove gum from hair?
Cancer.
How would you best describe prostate cancer?
Well, it is somewhere between a dick and an asshole!
My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."
Q: Where do you find a quadriplegic?
A: Right where you left 'em.
What's the best thing about Alzheimer's? You can hide your own Easter eggs!!
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
What do you call all down syndromes?
Twins.
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
Why is there AC in hospitals?
To keep all the vegetables fresh.
People having seizures are just people dreaming about rollercoasters.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights.
He arrested me for impersonating George Floyd.
*I have seizures*
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.