Medical condition jokes
Down Syndrome is already a joke.
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?
Both are sick and twisted.
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?
Throw them some laundry.
What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?
A stroke of luck :)
Weaponization of flashlights
What's the best way to remove gum from hair?
Cancer.
Q: Where do you find a quadriplegic?
A: Right where you left 'em.
How would you best describe prostate cancer?
Well, it is somewhere between a dick and an asshole!
My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."
What's the best thing about Alzheimer's? You can hide your own Easter eggs!!
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
I have a dog named Syndrome.
But it gets kinda awkward when he jumps on someone and I have to shout, "DOWN SYNDROME!"
What do you call all down syndromes?
Twins.
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
Why is there AC in hospitals?
To keep all the vegetables fresh.
People having seizures are just people dreaming about rollercoasters.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights.
He arrested me for impersonating George Floyd.
*I have seizures*
What’s the difference between masturbation and brain damage?
After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.