Medical condition jokes

Guy #1 is being picked up by Guy #2 from the hospital.

Guy #1: Oh man, I just got my prostate checked. It's not looking good.

Guy #2: Why, what is it?

Guy #1: Turns out, I have prostate cancer.

Guy #2: Oh man that sucks...

Guy #1: Yeah, it's a real pain in the ass!

What's the best way to remove gum from hair?

Cancer.

I have a dog named Syndrome.

But it gets kinda awkward when he jumps on someone and I have to shout, "DOWN SYNDROME!"

Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids.

Why is there AC in hospitals?

To keep all the vegetables fresh.

What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.

Down Syndrome is already a joke.

What did the leper say to the prostitute?

Keep the tip.

What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?

Mashed potatoes.

It ain't always easy having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.

What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

The wheelchair.