Medical condition jokes

Q. Who do you call when a baby with anencephaly is born? A. The funeral home.

What's a saying you shouldn't tell an epileptic?

Seize your moment.

Why do people with Down syndrome always look funny?

It’s their funny face.

Did you hear about the story of the husband who told his wife she’d look sexier with her hair back?

Apparently, that’s not a nice thing to say to cancer patients.

A young man cracked a joke about dementia to his friend on the bus. The old man sitting next to him politely asked, “Can you stop making jokes about terminal diseases?”

He replied, “Yes, I cancer.” Then he cracked tumor.

EMINEM: His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy.

WebMD: Cancer.

What’s a cancer girl's sex kink?

Hair pull.

Which is more disabling, autism, ADHD, or Down syndrome?

I'm okay with giving babies iPads, as long as the baby has anencephaly.

You can't get brain rot if you don't have a brain!

Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?

A. She didn't know how to swallow.

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair?

..... She had cancer.... ;)