Medical condition jokes

Which is more disabling, autism, ADHD, or Down syndrome?

Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?

A. She didn't know how to swallow.

I'm okay with giving babies iPads, as long as the baby has anencephaly.

You can't get brain rot if you don't have a brain!

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair?

..... She had cancer.... ;)