I have a dog named Syndrome.
But it gets kinda awkward when he jumps on someone and I have to shout, "DOWN SYNDROME!"
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
Which is more disabling, autism or adhd or down syndrome?
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?
Throw them some laundry.
The Drunk and a priest
On a bus, a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read a newspaper.
Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest:
"Do you know what arthritis is?"
The parish priest soon thought of taking the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied:
"It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly life: excess, consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack, and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity, sex, binges and other things I dare not say."
The drunk widened his eyes, shut up and continued reading the newspaper.
A little later the priest, thinking that he had been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften:
"How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have arthritis! It says here in the paper that the Pope has it."
Did you hear about the story of the husband who told his wife she’d look sexier with her hair back?
Apparently, that’s not a nice thing to say to cancer patients.
A young man cracked a joke about dementia to his friend on the bus. The old man sitting next to him politely asked, “Can you stop making jokes about terminal diseases?”
He replied, “Yes, I cancer.” Then he cracked tumor.
EMINEM: His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy.
WebMD: Cancer.
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?
Both are sick and twisted.
I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights.
He arrested me for impersonating George Floyd.
*I have seizures*
What’s a cancer girl's sex kink?
Hair pull.
You know what I like most about people with Parkinson's... Their handshake!
What do you call an alligator that can't get hard? A reptile dysfunction.
Two lepers meet on the street.
First says "How are you doing?"
Second says "Mustn't crumble!"
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?
A stroke of luck :)
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
Never take a person canoeing or kayaking if they had a cerebrovascular accident.
They’ll hear the one word they hate the most: “STROKE, STROKE, STROKE!”
What's the best way to remove gum from hair?
Cancer.
I would tell a scoliosis joke.
But that would be completely out of line.
what do you call a white person having a seizure?
a vanilla shake.
What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce field?
Seizure salad.
