Meat jokes
I work with animals!
What do you do?
I’m a butcher.
Mary had a little lamb.
Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human!
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner?
The cold shoulder.
Is it okay to say "nice to meat you" to a vegan?
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
Why do cows die?
'Cuz they are to beef.
How does a butcher keep his tent up in the wind? Steaks.
What's similar between McDonald's and priests?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
Who was the knight on the Round Table that only ate meat?
Sir Loin.
What do they call me when I jack off?
Pulled pork.
What do you call a pig that pulled a leg? Pulled pork.
Q: What’s the difference between a priest and McDonald’s?
A: Nothing! They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
At a date:
He: "I work with animals every day."
Me: "Oh, how sweet! What do you do?"
He: "I'm a butcher."
Two pedophiles meet each other. Then one asks if he wanted to trade "2 of 5" for "1 of 10?"
What do you call a steak that tastes bad?
A MISsteak.
How many babies does it take to make dinner?
Three to four; there's not a lot of meat on them.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
What's the difference between a baby and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when I put my meat in it.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.