Meat jokes
Two pedophiles meet each other. Then one asks if he wanted to trade "2 of 5" for "1 of 10?"
What do you call a steak that tastes bad?
A MISsteak.
How many babies does it take to make dinner?
Three to four; there's not a lot of meat on them.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
What's the difference between a baby and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when I put my meat in it.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
What's the difference between a gay and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What's the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?
Deer balls. They're under a buck.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
It's easy to roast beef.