What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy?
BK doesn’t sell real meat.
What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy?
BK doesn’t sell real meat.
What do you call an alligator with a magnifying glass? An INVESTIGATOR
What's the song that plays at the very end of the movie, Dr. Strangecow, during the montage of nuclear blasts?
"Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know when..."
What is the similarity between women and freezers?
We like to put our meat in them.
Teacher: Kids, what does a chicken give you?
Students: Eggs.
Teacher: Very good. Now, what does the pig give you?
Kids: Bacon.
Teacher: Excellent. Now, what does the fat cow give you?
Kids: Homework.
I had to give up my vegetarian diet.
Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.
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Johnny had 55 pineapples. He threw three at his friend. How many does he have now?
None, because he was pistol whipped then shot at point blank range with a sawed off shotgun covered in fluoroantimonic acid which burned a hole in his skull causing his brain to melt and rupture nerve cells all over his friends. Then his arms and legs were stuffed into a wheat thresher which was used to harvest the meat of the enslaved children. Then his corpse was molested.
Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.