What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf
if there is a hair, the meat is ruined
What did the butcher say to the pig?
Nice to meat you.
im not gay dick
Johnny had 55 pineapples. He threw three at his friend. How many does he have now?
None because he was pistol whipped then shot at point blank range with a sawed off shotgun covered in fluoroantimonic acid which burned a hole in his skull causing his brain to melt and rupture nerve cells all over his friends. Then his arms and legs were stuffed into a wheat thresher which was used to harvest the meat of the enslaved children. Then his corpse was molested.
Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
When someone asks you for a beef (fight) just say your a vegetarion.
What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator? Refrigerators don't que*f when you pull your meat out.
why dont vegetarians moan during sex?
Because they dont want to admit that meat makes them happy
haha yeet my fuckin meat
What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat? The cat is still alive. What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner? Nothing it’s all just mystery meat.
meya eat meat all her sinsis go off whin she eat meat.
Gambler
A guy walks into a butcher's shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, "Why yes, as a matter of fact I am." "Then I'll bet you $25 you can't reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I'm sorry, I won't take that bet." The guy says, "But I thought you said you were a gambling man." "I am. But the steaks are too high."
Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?
I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work
3 boy chiwawa were hot about this girl chiwawa. She tells them I will date whichever one of you can use liver and cheese in the same sentence. First dog say... I love cheese but liver is bland. She replay.. Really original. Next dog.. I love liver but chesse makes me constipated.. She replay.. Ewe gross. Third dog steps up.. Man Liver alone cheese mine. Winner dog 3.
How do you eat a meat? - you steak it in your mouth
What do Macdonalds and Priests both do? They both put their meat between 10 year old buns
What is the spiciest meat ever? Pepperoni
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
So i met this girl and she was 9 out of 10 i meat this outher girl who was 7 years old the 7 year old 8 my 9 out of 10 girl cause 7 was a psychopath.
