What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
What is the difference between a refrigerator and a baby, The refigerator dosent cry when i put my meat in it
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup.
Anyone can roast beef.
My favorite thing to do on my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.
There are three people on an island. One dies, and the second guy goes to burry them. He comes back with deer meat. The first guy eats it, but second guy refuses the meal.
When the men return to the mainland, they part ways. The first man goes to eat the deer again at a local restaurant. He takes one bite, then jumps off a bridge.
In heaven, an angel asks him why.
“Well you see,” he answered, “that man was a tribal cannibal. Delicious in my wife’s meat though.”
i like my women like i like my steak... bloody
I'll never forget my bosses last words: " We shall serve the best meat in our burgers! "
What is the difference between lettuce and a hamburger? When the lettuce runs from the hamburger cries
I work with animals!! What do you do? I’m a butcher
Mary had a little lamb Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner? The cold shoulder
Is it ok to say nice to meat you go a vegan?
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
why do cows die cues they are to beef
How does a butcher keep his tent up in the wind? Steaks.
what's similar between mcdonalds and priests? they both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
Who was the knight on the Round Table that only ate meat? Sir Loin
what do they call me when i jack off pulled pork
Q - What’s the difference between a priest and McDonald’s? A - Nothing! They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns
at a date : he: i work with animals everyday me: oh how sweet!what do you do? he:I'm a butcher
