What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.
Why don't vegetarians moan during sex?
Because they don't want to admit that meat makes them happy.
Haha, yeet my fuckin' meat!
What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat?
The cat is still alive.
What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner?
Nothing, it’s all just mystery meat.
Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.
A guy walks into a butcher's shop and says, "Sir, are you a gambling man?"
The butcher says, "Why yes, as a matter of fact, I am."
"Then I'll bet you $25 you can't reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there."
The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I'm sorry, I won't take that bet."
The guy says, "But I thought you said you were a gambling man."
"I am. But the steaks are too high."
Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?
I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work.
Three boy chihuahua were hot about this girl chihuahua. She tells them, "I will date whichever one of you can use liver and cheese in the same sentence."
First dog says, "I love cheese, but liver is bland."
She replies, "Really original."
Next dog, "I love liver, but cheese makes me constipated."
She replies, "Ew, gross."
Third dog steps up, "Man, liver alone cheese mine."
Winner dog 3.
How do you eat a meat?
You steak it in your mouth.
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
What is the spiciest meat ever? Pepperoni.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
So, I met this girl and she was a 9 out of 10. I met this other girl who was 7 years old. The 7-year-old ate my 9 out of 10 girl because 7 was a psychopath.
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
What is the difference between a refrigerator and a baby, The refigerator dosent cry when i put my meat in it
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
My favorite thing to do in my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.
There are three people on an island. One dies, and the second guy goes to bury them. He comes back with deer meat. The first guy eats it, but the second guy refuses the meal.
When the men return to the mainland, they part ways. The first man goes to eat the deer again at a local restaurant. He takes one bite, then jumps off a bridge.
In heaven, an angel asks him why.
“Well you see,” he answered, “that man was a tribal cannibal. Delicious in my wife’s meat, though.”
I like my women like I like my steak...
Bloody.
I'll never forget my boss's last words: "We shall serve the best meat in our burgers!"
