Meat jokes
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
What's the difference between a gay and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What's the cheapest kind of meat you can buy? Deer balls. They're under a buck.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
It's easy to roast beef.