2 pedophiles meat each other. Then the one asks if he wanted to trade 2 of 5 ,for 1 of 10
What do you call a steak that tastes bad? A MISsteak
How many babies dose it take to make dinner 3 to 4 theirs not a lot of meat on them
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
What's the difference between an baby and a freezer? The freezer doesn't scream when I put my meat in it
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
What do you call a cow with two legs? -- Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs? -- Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
What's the difference between a gay and a freezer? -- The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What's the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?
Deer balls. They're under a buck.
