What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner?
The cold shoulder.
Is it okay to say "nice to meat you" to a vegan?
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
why do cows die cues they are to beef
How does a butcher keep his tent up in the wind? Steaks.
what's similar between mcdonalds and priests? they both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
Who was the knight on the Round Table that only ate meat?
Sir Loin.
what do they call me when i jack off pulled pork
Q - What’s the difference between a priest and McDonald’s? A - Nothing! They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns
At a date:
He: "I work with animals every day."
Me: "Oh, how sweet! What do you do?"
He: "I'm a butcher."
Two pedophiles meet each other. Then one asks if he wanted to trade "2 of 5" for "1 of 10?"
What do you call a steak that tastes bad?
A MISsteak.
How many babies does it take to make dinner?
Three to four; there's not a lot of meat on them.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
What's the difference between an baby and a freezer? The freezer doesn't scream when I put my meat in it
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
What's the difference between a gay and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What's the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?
Deer balls. They're under a buck.
