There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"
He replied, "There's no 'F'."
Me: "There's no family."
Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!
Orgasm means two things:
1. During you masturbate.
2. You torture phantoms.
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
Their were two friends talking one day Tim tells john " I THINK I'M GAY " john says to Tim what do you mean Tim says "WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO DRESS LIKE A WOMEN AND SING KARAOKE IN A BAR AND CALL MYSELF" (GILLETTE THE BEST A MAN CAN GET) JOHN SAYS TO TIM I THINK YOUR RIGHT AND THANKS FOR REMINDING ME I NEED TO BUY RAZORS
Maybe Soy Milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish! (Soy means "I Am" in Spanish)
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?
Homie: Let's meet.
Skrr: It's 🔥🌭
Meaning: It's hot [🔥] dawg [🌭]!
Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them? I mean, britches be crazy!
If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
What do you mean cook? We wait till summer.
The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
What's the difference between me and a corpse? I mean, I'm not dead... yet, right?
