Means jokes

Orgasm means two things:

1. During you masturbate.

2. You torture phantoms.

Stephen Hawking walks, I mean rolls into a bar.

When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!

Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"

He replied, "There's no 'F'."

Me: "There's no family."

Brings a whole new meaning to brotherly love.

A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”

The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”

There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.

Why did they only come home with 3 fish?

(Answer)

There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.

If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?

There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."

John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"

Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"

John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."

Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!

Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"

Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"

Boy: "What do you mean?"

Friend and me: "We can show you."

Me: "I will tie the rope."

Friend: "I will push the chair."

Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."

Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"

Someone: . . .

We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.

The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.

Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?

Orphan: I don't know what you mean.

Me: There is no one to give a present.

What's the difference between me and a corpse? I mean, I'm not dead... yet, right?

"Hey, what does IDK mean?"

"I don't know."

"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."

My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.

I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...

What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.