Means jokes
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Are you adopted?
No.
I mean, who would want you?
Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!
Stephen Hawking walks, I mean rolls into a bar.
Orgasm means two things:
1. During you masturbate.
2. You torture phantoms.
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"
He replied, "There's no 'F'."
Me: "There's no family."
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."
John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"
Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"
John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."
Smoking a fag in the UK means to smoke a cigarette.
Smoking a fag in the USA means to kill a homosexual.
If a girl is vegan and she's dating a transgender person, does that mean she's eating fake meat too?
The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.
I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.
Must be heartwrenching for a loyal husband to watch his wife dry shagging me on the living room carpet.
I mean, once she started, she couldn't get enough.
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them? I mean, britches be crazy!
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?
Homie: Let's meet.
Skrr: It's 🔥🌭
Meaning: It's hot [🔥] dawg [🌭]!
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?