yo life got no meaning just like your dad when he left like if its a good one
A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”
The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”
Their were two friends talking one day Tim tells john " I THINK I'M GAY " john says to Tim what do you mean Tim says "WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO DRESS LIKE A WOMEN AND SING KARAOKE IN A BAR AND CALL MYSELF" (GILLETTE THE BEST A MAN CAN GET) JOHN SAYS TO TIM I THINK YOUR RIGHT AND THANKS FOR REMINDING ME I NEED TO BUY RAZORS
Homie: let's meet ♥️
Skrr: it's 🔥🌭
Meaning- it's hot[🔥] dawg[🌭]
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?
what does you (anyone) and a joke not have in commin? jokes have meanings
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what's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend? I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it.
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling, I mean if they reach high enough they can clean it...
Life's a bitch and then you die. I now see what they mean.
I just gotta come out and say it. I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining⛏ community.
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly. They give coal. Why coal your prob saying because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds
What's the difference between me and a corpse I mean I'm not dead... yet,right?
Guy goes into the gas station says I need a box of rubbers with pesticide. The cashier said pesticide don't you mean spermicide? The guy says no! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week and I am going to kill it.
the f in orphan means family even though there's no f
Qassem Soleimani is so popular today. I mean he just blew up overnight
Maybe Soy Milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish! (Soy means "I Am" in Spanish)
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Someone: I got chickens out there vibin Me: What? oh you mean those over sized chickens that just shows an example of you in real life Someone: . . .
What do u mean cook we wait till summer
