what does NASA means? No Apes Submit Astronaut
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If someone is mean to an orphan just say I will call ur mum and make them cry even more
Yo mama why you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario I mean Mario jump to Mars
What does this mean 👊🥩
isn't having Depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of fnaf/five night of freddies (if you don't know what Depersonalization is look it up)
You like bread toasted that means you’re roasted
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana? Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
Not a joke; just a statement:
Everything on here is unoriginal! 😂 But just because every word on here is unoriginal, it doesn’t change the way we feel. Our feelings are the only thing that is original because our feelings are our own. Even though others have the same or similar feelings! Our feelings are still our own. And sharing those feelings with words spoken from another just means we are NOT ALONE in our feelings.
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dear doctor
ive heard its a good sign when women scream your first name during sex but recently women have been screaming my full name. its weird, i feel like im famous. Can you tell me what this means?
Yours Truly Ray Palp
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There are 2 dads and 2 sons they all caught a fish, Why did they only come home with 3 fish? (Answer) There were a grand-dad- dad- and son. If you don't get then it means grand father is the dad to the dad(1 dad) dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather, Get it?
Are you adopted? No. I mean who would want you.....
Why is the sun so mean? cuz it keeps ROASTING everyone
Sonic says if your bored go punch a orphan, I mean what are they going to do tell their parents?
Once i said to an Orphan....what the F mean in orphan.....He reply there's no F...Me: There's no Family
This is not a joke have you ever thought about it you’re an emo while wearing black So what if you are black does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emails wear a black ;)
When I said I wanted vegetable stew I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
Stephen Hawking walks, I mean rolls into a bar.
