Means jokes

Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?

What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.

P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.

"Hey, what does IDK mean?"

"I don't know."

"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."

Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?

Orphan: I don't know what you mean.

Me: There is no one to give a present.

My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.

Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?

Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.

Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!

Stacy: lol

We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.

The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.

Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."

Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"

Someone: . . .

If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?

Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!

I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...

Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"

Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"

Boy: "What do you mean?"

Friend and me: "We can show you."

Me: "I will tie the rope."

Friend: "I will push the chair."

I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.

If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,

Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?

The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."

Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?

Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.

Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.

What's the difference between a God and my mom?

My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."

What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?

Jokes have meanings.

Maybe Soy Milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish! (Soy means "I am" in Spanish).

What do you mean cook? We wait till summer.