Means jokes
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!
BLM = Bang local MILFs.
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways.
A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."
The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"
The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."
Why do people use terms like "sucky" to mean that they don't like something?
If something "sucks," shouldn't that signify that it is at least good for one thing and will bring pleasure?
R.I.P. on a tombstone normally means "Rest In Peace"; however, in Madeleine McCann's case, it means "Raped In Portugal".
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
What does “JETS” stand for?
Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.
This is mean af. Y'all need to stop this. Like, what the f *ck? What would happen if you all grew up and you were like this? Like, damn.
What does LGBTQ+ mean? Is it the premium version of GAY?
Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!
I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
1st graders: Ay yo girl, I think you’re beautiful, let’s get married!!
2nd graders: Uhh, don’t tell my mom that we’re dating!! She won’t let me date! Let’s keep this a seeeeecret heeheehee.
3rd graders: Uh, my teacher told me to stay after school because I wrote a poem about you and I’m 9 years old, we have to break up, sweetie.
4th graders: Hey, I think you’re cute!! Wanna date? I don’t think my girlfriend will mind.......
5th graders (they start wearing makeup): Ay girl, your eyelashes are pretty, I like you now, wanna date? Here’s my numberrrrrr.
6th graders: Heyyyyy, I gotta tell you a secret, I got a crush on you!! Don’t tell anyone!! Byeee, ooh, I’ll text you later!
7th graders: We need to make Peyton jealous because she broke up with you!! Wanna date? I mean, you’re not hot, but still, great personalityyyyy, alright, bye now.
8th graders: Hi sweetheart, I got STARRRBUCKKKSSS
Me: UGLY AF AND LITERALLY NO BOYFRIEND.....
You like bread toasted? That means you're roasted.
What does LMAO mean?
Launching missiles at orphanage.
They say you should love your neighbor. Does that mean I have to love the president?
When a kid says, "I'm a pedophile," it means that he has a crush on one of his classmates.
When an adult says it, he is accused as a rapper.
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.