Means

Means jokes

Woman

  • A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, β€œI shaved down there; you know what that means.”

    The husband responds, β€œYeah, the drain is clogged.”

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  • Pedophile

  • When a kid says, "I'm a pedophile," it means that he has a crush on one of his classmates.

    When an adult says it, he is accused as a rapper.

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  • Song

  • This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ

    "He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."

    Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(

    Ass

  • Jarod (😏): Man, Breya Smith is so hot! The things I would do!

    Y'uree (😟): Yes, but... she moved, remember? Her father found a new "job," so she is now leaving until the fall.

    Jarod (😞): Ah yes! BECAUSE!!!!!

    Y'uree (😯): I don't know, bitch. Maybe she has other things to do, or we can give her a good gangbang before she leaves!

    Jarod: (πŸ˜’): No, I really want to fuck her by myself!

    Jarod (πŸ€”): Hmmmmmmm..... mhmmmmmm..... ummmmm..... hmmmmm.... not a bad idea!

    Jarod (🀨): Or not?

    Y'uree (πŸ™„): Shut up, man!

    Jarod (😠): NO, I mean it! THAT GIRL HAS THE BEST ASS FOR ORAL SEX!

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  • Rape

  • If I were alone on an island with Camilla Cabello, and we were never going to escape, I'd rape her. I mean, what is she going to do? Tell someone?

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  • Child

  • My uncle sayEd to me once, "You're my favorite child." And I said, "You mean Nece?" He said, "No, my favorite child."

    Man

  • What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.

    What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).

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