Means jokes

A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."

The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"

The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."

What's the difference between me and a corpse? I mean, I'm not dead... yet, right?

Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?

Orphan: I don't know what you mean.

Me: There is no one to give a present.

My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.

Maybe Soy Milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish! (Soy means "I am" in Spanish).

If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,

Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?

The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."

If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?

What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?

Jokes have meanings.

What do you mean cook? We wait till summer.

Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them? I mean, britches be crazy!

If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?

Homie: Let's meet.

Skrr: It's 🔥🌭

Meaning: It's hot [🔥] dawg [🌭]!

Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?

What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.

P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.

Qassem Soleimani is so popular today.

I mean, he just blew up overnight!

Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?

Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.

Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!

Stacy: lol

What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?

It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.

I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.

Must be heartwrenching for a loyal husband to watch his wife dry shagging me on the living room carpet.

I mean, once she started, she couldn't get enough.

Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.