Means

Means Jokes

Orphan

We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.

Chicken

Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."

Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"

Someone: . . .

Life

I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.

Milk

Maybe Soy Milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish! (Soy means "I am" in Spanish).

Fantasy

If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,

Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?

House

What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?

"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."

Harbor

Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?

Spectrum

If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?

Lol

Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?

Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.

Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!

Stacy: lol

Design

Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them? I mean, britches be crazy!

Shirt

If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?

Homie

Homie: Let's meet.

Skrr: It's 🔥🌭

Meaning: It's hot [🔥] dawg [🌭]!

Pillow

What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?

It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

Wife

Must be heartwrenching for a loyal husband to watch his wife dry shagging me on the living room carpet.

I mean, once she started, she couldn't get enough.