Means jokes

"Hey, what does IDK mean?"

"I don't know."

"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."

My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.

What's the difference between me and a corpse? I mean, I'm not dead... yet, right?

I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.

A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."

The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"

The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."

Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?

Orphan: I don't know what you mean.

Me: There is no one to give a present.

Qassem Soleimani is so popular today.

I mean, he just blew up overnight!

Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?

What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.

P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.

What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?

It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."

Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"

Someone: . . .

The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.

We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.

Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?

Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.

Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.

Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!

Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"

Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"

Boy: "What do you mean?"

Friend and me: "We can show you."

Me: "I will tie the rope."

Friend: "I will push the chair."

I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...

What's the difference between a God and my mom?

My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."

I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.

The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."

If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?