Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?
What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.
P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.
Qassem Soleimani is so popular today.
I mean, he just blew up overnight!
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.
What's the difference between a God and my mom?
My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."
The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"
The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
