We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
Means Jokes
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
Maybe Soy Milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish! (Soy means "I am" in Spanish).
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
What do you mean cook? We wait till summer.
If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them? I mean, britches be crazy!
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?
Homie: Let's meet.
Skrr: It's 🔥🌭
Meaning: It's hot [🔥] dawg [🌭]!
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Must be heartwrenching for a loyal husband to watch his wife dry shagging me on the living room carpet.
I mean, once she started, she couldn't get enough.
