Means jokes

Maybe Soy Milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish! (Soy means "I am" in Spanish).

What do you mean cook? We wait till summer.

The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."

What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?

Jokes have meanings.

Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."

Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"

Someone: . . .

The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.

We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.

I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...

Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!

Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"

Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"

Boy: "What do you mean?"

Friend and me: "We can show you."

Me: "I will tie the rope."

Friend: "I will push the chair."

What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.

What's the difference between a God and my mom?

My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."

Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?

Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.

Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.

I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.

If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?

Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them? I mean, britches be crazy!

If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?

Homie: Let's meet.

Skrr: It's 🔥🌭

Meaning: It's hot [🔥] dawg [🌭]!

What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?

"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."

The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.

I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.