Means jokes

The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.

"Hey, what does IDK mean?"

"I don't know."

"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."

Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?

Orphan: I don't know what you mean.

Me: There is no one to give a present.

Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!

Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"

Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"

Boy: "What do you mean?"

Friend and me: "We can show you."

Me: "I will tie the rope."

Friend: "I will push the chair."

I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...

What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.

Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?

Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.

Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.

What's the difference between a God and my mom?

My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."

If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?

Homie: Let's meet.

Skrr: It's 🔥🌭

Meaning: It's hot [🔥] dawg [🌭]!

If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,

Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?

Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."

Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"

Someone: . . .

I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.

What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?

Jokes have meanings.

What do you mean cook? We wait till summer.

Maybe Soy Milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish! (Soy means "I am" in Spanish).

The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."

If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?

Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them? I mean, britches be crazy!