ME jokes
Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?
Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.
Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
I'm throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants.
Let me know if you can't cum.
I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
My wife accused me of cheating. I told her she started to sound like my wife.
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a train? The train will touch me.
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
Hey guys, so we have a friend group and we need followers and people! So far it's me and Royal. If you want to join just comment why and you're in unless people have reasons to not want you!
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
Me running from the principal because I put ten woman's rights books in the fictional section!
A customer came to me and asked for condoms for tiny dicks.
I took the trash to the recycling bin, and two days later, my mom asked me, "Where's your sister?" I said, "In the recycling line to be turned into a bottle."
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
The doctor told me my temperature was exactly 98.6 degrees. I felt relieved until he said, “Celsius.”
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?
Piss don't s**t on me!
Would you rather date me or a lady?
I laid deez nuts in your mouth.
Me: *Calls friend* "Dude, I just fell off a 50-foot ladder!"
Friend: "Bro, you ok?!"
Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"
Attention, everyone: I will be leaving this website. Thank you everybody who has been nice to me. Maybe I’ll come back in the future, but for now: Goodbye.