ME jokes

I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).

In prison, they called me sweet cheeks.

"Trust falling" with a bridge is more trustworthy than me.

You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!

Tazzaro got me like: 😂

Orphans got me like: 😂

"Balls" got me like: 😂

A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!

So a lady came up to me today at the bank, and she asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

I hope death is a woman. That way, she'll never come for me.

My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."

I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."

Me running out of the hospital after telling COVID patients to stay "positive."

What's the difference between you and me?

I have a plan for this new year.

So long, suckers. Keep scrolling.

Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.

A: Who can tell me a joke?

B: Life.

Why did my dad leave me and my mum?

I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"

I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"

(gun shot)

If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?

A self-me.

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My relatives used to tease me at weddings, saying I'd be next. They soon stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.