ME jokes
Me: Am actually happy right now.
Life: Lol one sec.
Hey, join me. I be near the tree. Bring things to.
Me, (AHAHAHA IM A JOKE AHAH Criii) Anyone wanna date? Lol.
Oh, sweetheart, you brighten me.
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Memes
My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.
My mom told me to get dressed, and I said, "For what? Are we going to the rodeo?"
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty, what happened to you?
I’m still wearing the smile you gave me last week :)
Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!
Friend 1: How come when you say "apart" your lips move apart, but when you say "together" they move apart?
Me: Maybe your lips want a divorce.
If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.
My sis came up to me and said, "Mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year."
"So, uh, you free tomorrow?" 😂
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
I waved to you before, but you never sea me because you're so washed up.
When the washer started running, why did you join me?
Because I had to catch it.
I was at a milk store and ordered some milk.
They brought it over but spilled it on me.
I said that was a udder failure!
I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.
I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."
Best chick ever.
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