ME jokes

What did the soccer player say to the flight attendant? "Please put me in coach!"

How many letters are in the English Alphabet?

Twenty-two. ET went home, P ran down his leg, and he took ME with him.

I was checking my shoe in my dad's wallet, and he slapped me. What exactly did I do to warrant the slap?

Man: Hey Siri!

Siri: Yes?

Man: I'm desperate, will you marry me?

Siri: Uh...

*phone literally explodes*

",':/ wait wtf that post below me was gay."

My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing, so I threw her out the window instead.

My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."

Waiter: Can I have your order?

Me: No, it’s mine!

Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.

Friend: What was the first?

Me: They- they weren't always orphans.

Friend: O-O

Tell me a joke about sodium.

Na.

If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.

Friend: How's it going?

Me: Good, things are good!

Parent: How are you?

Me: Oh, I'm fine!

Twitter: Compose new tweet?

Me: Hellooooo, I would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it.

What's an orphan's favorite game to play on Roblox? The game Adopt Me.

Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.

Couldn’t Be Me.

Me: The light wow brighter than my future.

I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.

Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?

Me: 'Cause God made you.

Me: Knock, knock.

Other person: Who’s there?

Me: Atch.

Other person: Atch who?

Me: Bless you!

People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.

Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.

My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"