ME jokes
Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?
Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.
Dad: No, Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.
What's an orphan's favorite game to play on Roblox? The game Adopt Me.
I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"
Me: Do you like cobble?
My friend: No.
Me: Gobble deez nuts!
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.
Couldn’t Be Me.
Me: The light wow brighter than my future.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.
Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?
Figure: Because your name is in seeker.
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was useless in bed.
Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.
So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.