ME jokes

I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.

And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?

Me: Dad, my phone is broken.

Dad: How?

Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.

Dad: Stupid.

Me: Okay, Papyrus. I'm no Sherlock Bones, but I'd say that Storyspin Sans is the Imposter.

My therapist told me time heals all wounds, so I stabbed him.

Then I waited for the results.

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My Mum texted me she had lost her phone.

Me: Joe left today.

Orphan: Who's Joe?

Me: Joe mama!

Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."

I harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye. I rolled the dye. It made me die.

Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?

She is the only one that calls me "lamo."

My stepdad took me to work, and he told me I could climb trees.

I woke up in a hospital. Wait, did I mention that my stepdad was a lumberjack?

I go to get my mail.

Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"

Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"

Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.

I am thinking of removing my spine.

It's only holding me back.

I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.

I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.

I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...

Me:...

Bunger got me like:

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Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.

Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.

Me: And I don't speak idiot language.

Waiter: "Here you go, one medium-rare steak."

Me: "I like it well done."

Waiter: "Thanks, that means a lot!"

Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.