ME jokes
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
One day, Jim saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. He asked if he was an orphan.
The kid said, “Yeah, what gave me away?”
Jim said, “I don’t see any parents.”
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
Memes
This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.
People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.
The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.
Can't be bothered with jokes, me and Syd Drake f**k 24/7.
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off!
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!
Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.
I think I'm being stalked.
"Suck me off, daddy, I'm doing homework."
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
Waiter: "Here you go, one medium-rare steak."
Me: "I like it well done."
Waiter: "Thanks, that means a lot!"
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
Hi everyone, today I am taking requests for anything you want me to say.