Mathematics jokes
Why did the number 10 make friends with 0? Because you have $100 dollars.
I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".
You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real.
1+1=3
If you don't use a condom.
Flip 1134 over on a calculator.
Happy holidays!
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?
Why didn't the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.
There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
(Ten, if you count in base 13!)
What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9!
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
What do you call 8 x 3.14?
Octopi.
I walked into the party and the host asked me if I would like a slice of pie.
I responded "yes," and he said: "okay, 14159."