Mathematics jokes
Why did two fours skip lunch? They already ate.
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
How do you make a lesbian upset?
Give her a multiplication test.
The devil's number is 346 because you will be in jail.
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
Memes
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.
What does a cow use in school? A cowculator.
Which one of Lord Arthur's knights invented the round table?
Sir Cumference.
Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
Who’s the roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table?
Circumference.
When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?
When it’s intersected by a plane.
If per capita is an issue, decapita can be arranged.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
Why was 6 so afraid of 7?
7 killed 6's parents.
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
Bobby had 54 dicks (54).
He took 33 pills a month (5433).
Once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345).
(Flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! He's got a lot!
What's 1 + 1?