How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.
What does a cow use in school? A cowculator.
The devil's number is 346 because you will be in jail.
Which one of Lord Arthur's knights invented the round table?
Sir Cumference.
Who’s the roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table?
Circumference.
When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?
When it’s intersected by a plane.
Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
If per capita is an issue, decapita can be arranged.
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
What's 1 + 1?
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.
Why was 6 so afraid of 7?
7 killed 6's parents.
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
What do you call 8 x 3.14? Octopi
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.
I once had a pet snake, exactly 3.14 meters.
He was a great πthon.
