Mathematics jokes
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.
What does a cow use in school? A cowculator.
How do you make a lesbian upset?
Give her a multiplication test.
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
Which one of Lord Arthur's knights invented the round table?
Sir Cumference.
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Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
Who’s the roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table?
Circumference.
When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?
When it’s intersected by a plane.
If per capita is an issue, decapita can be arranged.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three equals six).
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
What's 1 + 1?
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.
In 69, the 6 looks like someone facing up. The 9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people suck each other’s dick. That means, L7.