A mathematics professor arrived home at 3 am drunk...
His wife was up waiting for him...
"You said you'd be home by 11:45!" she yelled
He responded, "No my dear, I said I'd be home at a quarter of 12."
whys 1 equal 22? 4 is to buzzy and 0ne has the 21s to 4!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 11
If a girl says no twice 🤔. Mathematically that’s a yes , so you’re good to go
Person 1: How smart are you? Person 2: Really smart Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2 how many are left? Person 2: 1 ghost is left Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!!!
timmy has 5 apples,
his train is 7 minutes early
calculate the mass of the sun
why is calculus called calc? because you need a calculator. lol
Calculate my dick, virgins
what did the atom say to the positive in math class. We could make a positive number
