Mathematics jokes
How do you make a lesbian upset?
Give her a multiplication test.
The devil's number is 346 because you will be in jail.
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
What does a cow use in school? A cowculator.
I was in math class, and we were learning geometry. My teacher said, "PENTAGON!" then all of a sudden, PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS, so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my education! 🤬
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.
Which one of Lord Arthur's knights invented the round table?
Sir Cumference.
Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
Who’s the roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table?
Circumference.
When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?
When it’s intersected by a plane.
If per capita is an issue, decapita can be arranged.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
Bobby had 54 dicks (54).
He took 33 pills a month (5433).
Once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345).
(Flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! He's got a lot!
What's 1 + 1?
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.