Mathematics jokes
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
Why couldn’t 3 ask 4 on a date? Because he was 2 squared.
Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.
What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".
British people r so dumb dang
Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4?
Because it would take forever. Get it? "For-ever" and "4" four, so "four ever."
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
What did Jake say to Peggy?
"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
What's 9 + 10?
21
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
Hi boyyyy!
How do you count cows with a cowculator?
Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).
Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.
10+10
Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.