Mathematics jokes
1+1? Too hard.
89 cows = 0 cows.
When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?
When it’s intersected by a plane.
How do you make a lesbian upset?
Give her a multiplication test.
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
I was in math class, and we were learning geometry. My teacher said, "PENTAGON!" then all of a sudden, PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS, so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my education! 🤬
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.
What does a cow use in school? A cowculator.
The devil's number is 346 because you will be in jail.
Which one of Lord Arthur's knights invented the round table?
Sir Cumference.
Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
Who’s the roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table?
Circumference.
If per capita is an issue, decapita can be arranged.
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.