why is calculus called calc? because you need a calculator. lol
Calculate my dick, virgins
what did the atom say to the positive in math class. We could make a positive number
Dating a girl and studying mathematics. Both gave a headache
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein
A mathematics professor arrived home at 3 am drunk...
His wife was up waiting for him...
"You said you'd be home by 11:45!" she yelled
He responded, "No my dear, I said I'd be home at a quarter of 12."
If a girl says no twice 🤔. Mathematically that’s a yes , so you’re good to go