Mathematics

Mathematics jokes

Time

How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?

Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.

Table

Which one of Lord Arthur's knights invented the round table?

Sir Cumference.

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  • Memes

    Cake

    It was my math teachers birthday a few days ago and i sent him this meme

    A cake in the shape of a calculator with the text "Perfect cake for" above it. The cake also has several math equations that equal 43, along with the text "Congratulations on 43 years of service". At the bottom, it says "Your maths teacher's Birthday" with a winking face and laughing emojis.

    Atheist

    Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?

    Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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  • Name

    An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."

    Mosquito

    What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

    Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

    Toy

    Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.

    Number

    6 looks like someone facing up.

    9 looks like someone facing down.

    69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.

    Dick

    In 69, the 6 looks like someone facing up. The 9 looks like someone facing down.

    69 looks like 2 people suck each other’s dick. That means, L7.