Mathematics jokes
Why did two fours skip lunch? They already ate.
When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?
When it’s intersected by a plane.
How do you make a lesbian upset?
Give her a multiplication test.
What does a cow use in school? A cowculator.
I was in math class, and we were learning geometry. My teacher said, "PENTAGON!" then all of a sudden, PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS, so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my education! 🤬
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
The devil's number is 346 because you will be in jail.
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.
Which one of Lord Arthur's knights invented the round table?
Sir Cumference.
Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
Who’s the roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table?
Circumference.
If per capita is an issue, decapita can be arranged.
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
Why was 6 so afraid of 7?
7 killed 6's parents.
Why did Ten die?
It was between 9/11.
What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.