Mathematics jokes
When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?
When it’s intersected by a plane.
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
The devil's number is 346 because you will be in jail.
I was in math class, and we were learning geometry. My teacher said, "PENTAGON!" then all of a sudden, PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS, so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my education! 🤬
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.
What does a cow use in school? A cowculator.
How do you make a lesbian upset?
Give her a multiplication test.
Which one of Lord Arthur's knights invented the round table?
Sir Cumference.
Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
Who’s the roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table?
Circumference.
If per capita is an issue, decapita can be arranged.
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.
What's 1 + 1?
Bobby had 54 dicks (54).
He took 33 pills a month (5433).
Once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345).
(Flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! He's got a lot!
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.