Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry? Cuz they ruined the pentagon
Q: what 1+1 2+2 4+4 8+8 name a vegetable
A: carrot🥕
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
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why is 6 afraid from 7_ 789
imagine this: u at math class. Teacher asks you “wut 11*11”. You say “120”. Teach syas “wrong!” You say “how off was I?” Teach says “1” me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or smth liek tht
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?” Johnny: “A new bike”.
Type this in your calculator: 5 days a week (type in 5), 6 different classes (type in 6), 7 hours a day (type in 7), x 2 semesters (type in 2), = flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
why was 6 afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9 so what was 10😱 scar of because him was in the middle of 9 11
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third orders a third of a beer. The bartender bellows, "Get the hell out of here, are you trying to ruin me?"
What dos 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
Solve this equation: a gay boy+a whole lots a drugs
A hyped up f'ing machine
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
what did one negative say to the other negative, together we can make a postitive
Depressed showed be spelled depraseed becuase than they would be 1,2,5,9
Whats 9 divided by 11
Well i know its less than two alright
What do squats eat? Numbers
How did number 1 kindly make number 2? I got my ass kicked lets be friends ?
what number is better than 69? 88 cause you get ate twice.
Flip 1134 over on a calculator.
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