Mathematics jokes
Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
Why was the obtuse angle hot?
It was more than 90 degrees.
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
How many times does 42 go into 9?
Get in the van to find out.
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus.
A mathematician stumbles home drunk at 3 a.m., and his wife is livid. "You swore that you'd be home by 11:45!"
"No," slurs the mathematician, "I said I'd be home by a quarter of 12."
8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.
What did the 0 say to the 8?
"Nice belt."
What's 9 + 10?
21
My dad told me I'm a failure.
I failed a math test.
Good thing there's a pole outside my house.
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
1+1? Too hard.
Why did two fours skip lunch? They already ate.
89 cows = 0 cows.
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.