Mathematics jokes
Heh heh, get it? 69! Ha ahahaha!
If per capita is an issue, decapita can be arranged.
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".
I tried to calculate 3/(my life), and I kept getting zero.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
Why was the number 10 afraid?
Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911.
A rhombus.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
How do you count cows with a cowculator?
Why is six scared of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
What comes next in the pattern: ottffs?
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?
What comes after 69?
Period.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate nine.
I am counting my fingers and get nine. Why?
I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.