Mathematics

Mathematics jokes

Shame

Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

9/11

Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.

Van

How many times does 42 go into 9?

Get in the van to find out.

Mathematician

A mathematician stumbles home drunk at 3 a.m., and his wife is livid. "You swore that you'd be home by 11:45!"

"No," slurs the mathematician, "I said I'd be home by a quarter of 12."

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  • Number

    8008135 is my favorite number.

    The worst ratio is 6:9.

    And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.

    Failure

    My dad told me I'm a failure.

    I failed a math test.

    Good thing there's a pole outside my house.

    Murder

    Why was Six afraid of Seven?

    Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.

    Orphan

    Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.

    Daycare

    Why was 6 afraid of 7?

    Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.

    Girl

    Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?

    Because they can't even.