Mathematics jokes
Do you wanna know the best thing about 28 year olds?
There are 20 8 year olds.
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
(6x9)+6+9=69
What's 1 + 1?
69.
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
What number is better than 69?
88 'cause you get ate twice.
Barney-1 2 3 what number comes next?
Barney-that’s right it’s penis!
I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.
If per capita is an issue, decapita can be arranged.
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
89 cows = 0 cows.
If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?
Because he was between 9 11.
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
John: What's 9+10?
Jake: 21
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.