Mathematics jokes
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
Why is 6 afraid from 7? 789
Joke: "7 8 9" (seven eight nine), why is 8 (eight) scared of 7 (seven)?
Answer: This is because; in "7 8 9", 8 is pronounced as (ate). So because seven ate nine, eight is scared that seven would eat eight also.
In geometry class, the teacher went up to the board and drew a 23-degree angle.
She then drew a 67-degree angle. The class was astonished when the angles started talking! The first one said, "That's a lovely blouse you're wearing," and the second one chimed in, "And I love what you've done with your hair."
The students asked the teacher if she knew what was going on. She sighed and said, "Well, these angles are supposed to be complementary, but I guess they don't know how to spell."
Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)
6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.
Using Pi, distract that fat kid next to you and copy his answers.
Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
What's wrong with 89?
You blow me and I owe you one.
How many times does 42 go into 9?
Get in the van to find out.
There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Seven ate nine!
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
My math teacher keeps telling me to find his x. It's kinda creepy.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't. 61.
What did the 0 say to the 8?
"Nice belt."
What did Jake say to Peggy?
"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"
I was in math class, and we were learning geometry. My teacher said, "PENTAGON!" then all of a sudden, PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS, so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my education! 🤬
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
My dad told me I'm a failure.
I failed a math test.
Good thing there's a pole outside my house.
Teacher: What's 3 minus 1? Me: I don't know. Teacher: How about this, you have three cakes, I take one. How many cakes do you have? Me: Three. Teacher: If I take one cake from your three, what do you have? Me: Three cakes and a dead teacher.