My friend asked me to round up here 37 sheep.
I said “40.”
Why is evry number scared of 7
Because 7,eat8. 9
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization. Al-gebra.
I once dated a math teacher. It turned out she was nothing but problems.
What is one plus one?
It's TOO hard!
How would you multiply numbers in octoschool?
You Octoply obviously
Who invented fractions? -- Henry the 1/8.
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!
2 + 2 is 4, minus one, that's 3. Quick maths.
There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
(Ten, if you count in base 13!)
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).
If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?
Answer: A math problem.
Two cunts were walking down the street.
One was doing calculus, and the other one says, "Imagine me, a stupid cunt that can talk...."
I had a conversation with a Möbius strip.
It was one-sided.
3+3=****
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.
Using Pi, distract that fat kid next to you and copy his answers.
