Mathematics jokes

How many times does 50 fit into 9?

Get in a van and find out!

Why was 6 so afraid of 7?

7 killed 6's parents.

Why did Ten die?

It was between 9/11.

There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.

What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".

I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.

Bobby had 54 dicks (54).

He took 33 pills a month (5433).

Once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345).

(Flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! He's got a lot!

What do you call 8 x 3.14?

Octopi.

Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.

1+1=3

If you don't use a condom.

Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.

I once had a pet snake, exactly 3.14 meters.

He was a great πthon.

What's the square root of 2001?

9/11

(6x9)+6+9=69

How do you count cows with a cowculator?

Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.

A farmer counted 196 cows in the field.

But when he rounded them up, he had 200.

Q. What did the math book say to the other math book?

A. I have too many problems.

My friend asked me to round up here 37 sheep.

I said “40.”

Why is every number scared of 7?

Because 7 "ate" 9.