Mathematics jokes
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three equals six).
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
In 69, the 6 looks like someone facing up. The 9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people suck each other’s dick. That means, L7.
6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.
Why did Ten die?
It was between 9/11.
Why was 6 so afraid of 7?
7 killed 6's parents.
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
What do you call 8 x 3.14?
Octopi.
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.
Why is 10 always afraid?
Because it is between 9 and 11.
1+1=3
If you don't use a condom.
What's the square root of 2001?
9/11
(6x9)+6+9=69
How do you count cows with a cowculator?
Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.
I once had a pet snake, exactly 3.14 meters.
He was a great πthon.
A farmer counted 196 cows in the field.
But when he rounded them up, he had 200.