Mathematics jokes
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three equals six).
Memes
What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".
6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.
In 69, the 6 looks like someone facing up. The 9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people suck each other’s dick. That means, L7.
Why did Ten die?
It was between 9/11.
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
What do you call 8 x 3.14?
Octopi.
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
1+1=3
If you don't use a condom.
I once had a pet snake, exactly 3.14 meters.
He was a great πthon.
Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.
How do you count cows with a cowculator?
What's the square root of 2001?
9/11
(6x9)+6+9=69
A farmer counted 196 cows in the field.
But when he rounded them up, he had 200.