Mathematics

Mathematics jokes

Van

How many times does 50 fit into 9?

Get in a van and find out!

People

There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.

Memes

Cheese

If you people find this confusing, nothing is because CHEESE IS CHEESE!!!

The image shows text saying "Cheese has holes. More cheese = more holes. More holes = less cheese. More cheese = less cheese." Below the text is a picture of an alien with squinted eyes and a slight frown.

Girl

Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.

Pi

Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.

Snake

I once had a pet snake, exactly 3.14 meters.

He was a great πthon.

Cow

A farmer counted 196 cows in the field.

But when he rounded them up, he had 200.

Book

Q. What did the math book say to the other math book?

A. I have too many problems.