Mathematics jokes
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three equals six).
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
Bobby had 54 dicks (54).
He took 33 pills a month (5433).
Once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345).
(Flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! He's got a lot!
What's 1 + 1?
Memes
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.
In 69, the 6 looks like someone facing up. The 9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people suck each other’s dick. That means, L7.
Why was 6 so afraid of 7?
7 killed 6's parents.
What do you call 8 x 3.14?
Octopi.
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.
What's the square root of 2001?
9/11
(6x9)+6+9=69
Why is 10 always afraid?
Because it is between 9 and 11.
How do you count cows with a cowculator?
1+1=3
If you don't use a condom.
Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.
I once had a pet snake, exactly 3.14 meters.
He was a great πthon.
A farmer counted 196 cows in the field.
But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
Q. What did the math book say to the other math book?
A. I have too many problems.