How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
Why was 6 so afraid of 7?
7 killed 6's parents.
Why did Ten die?
It was between 9/11.
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".
What do you call 8 x 3.14?
Octopi.
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.
1+1=3
If you don't use a condom.
Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.
I once had a pet snake, exactly 3.14 meters.
He was a great πthon.
What's the square root of 2001?
9/11
(6x9)+6+9=69
How do you count cows with a cowculator?
A farmer counted 196 cows in the field.
But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
Q. What did the math book say to the other math book?
A. I have too many problems.
My friend asked me to round up here 37 sheep.
I said “40.”
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
What is one plus one?
It's TOO hard!
