Mathematics jokes
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
A girl tried 77.34 (77.34) times to think of a word opposite of BYE. Then her brother divided the word BYE. 77.34 divided by 100. TRY IT!!
Flip 1134 over on a calculator.
Happy holidays!
What do cows like to do?
Cow-culating!
What did 0 say to 8?
"Hey, nice belt!"
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.
The devil's number is 346 because you will be in jail.
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Solve this equation: a gay boy + a whole lot of drugs = A hyped up f'ing machine.
8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
What’s a teacher's favorite tree?
A geometry.
How do you flatten curves?
With an abortion.
How do trees calculate square roots? They use log-arithms.
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
What's the square root of 2001?
9/11
Why did Ten die?
It was between 9/11.
Do this on a calculator.
There was this girl who was (13) but she wanted to be (84) but she was (45) but the doctor said (0). He said take these tablets (2x) a day, but she took them (4x) a day, and she ended up boobless.
money + money = MONEY