Mathematics jokes
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
What's 1 + 1?
Bobby had 54 dicks (54).
He took 33 pills a month (5433).
Once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345).
(Flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! He's got a lot!
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three equals six).
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.
In 69, the 6 looks like someone facing up. The 9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people suck each other’s dick. That means, L7.
What do you call 8 x 3.14?
Octopi.
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.
Why is 10 always afraid?
Because it is between 9 and 11.
What's the square root of 2001?
9/11
(6x9)+6+9=69
I once had a pet snake, exactly 3.14 meters.
He was a great πthon.
How do you count cows with a cowculator?
1+1=3
If you don't use a condom.