What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless.
Math Jokes
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator!
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven was a registered six offender.
Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian and 6 is a cannibal.
What is 1+2? 0-23 CKerk.
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.
300? You are a 3.0.
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Why was 6 scared?
Because 7 8 9.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
Iโm so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
Mum finds out child cheats in math test.
Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."
Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
