Math jokes
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven was a registered six offender.
How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator!
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
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me rn : hold up, wait a minute, something ain’t right
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless.
Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian and 6 is a cannibal.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.
Kid: Hey, Dad.
Dad: You're an hour late.
Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.
Dad: By yourself?
Kid: No.
Dad: A boy?
Kid: I was with the teacher.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.