Math jokes
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven was a registered six offender.
How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator!
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
You should wear binoculars when calculating. It helps divide.
Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"
Student: "A drinking problem."
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7’s a cunt.
Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?
Because they already 69'd.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.