Math jokes
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven was a registered six offender.
How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
You should wear binoculars when calculating. It helps divide.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless.
Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?
Because they already 69'd.
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
What is 1+2? 0-23 CKerk.
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
300? You are a 3.0.