Math jokes
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless.
At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid, “If you have one dollar and your parents give you five dollars, how much do you have?” Everyone raised their hand except one little girl.
300? You are a 3.0.
Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.
Why does a Mexican want to learn math?
To study perimeter.
I tried to calculate 3/(my life), and I kept getting zero.
Why couldn’t 3 ask 4 on a date? Because he was 2 squared.
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
I was at school one day, and my teacher gave me homework. Once I got home, I did not do my homework, but I watched TV. After the movie, I finally went to go do my homework. I was almost done with my homework when I got to the last question. I didn't know the answer, so I asked the closest living being to me, which was my dog, and I asked him: what's two minus two? He said nothing.
Why was 6 scared?
Because 7 8 9.
What did the 0 say to the 8?
"Nice belt."
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7’s a cunt.
What did the science textbook say to the math textbook?
You've got a lot of problems!
If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?
Answer: A math problem.
1+1? Too hard.
Why was 7 afraid of 6?
Because 6 8 7.
What's 9 + 10?
21
An chemist, a physicist, and a mathematician are stranded on an island when a can of food rolls ashore.
The chemist and the physicist come up with many ingenious ways to open the can. Then suddenly the mathematician gets a bright idea: "Assume we have a can opener..."