Math jokes
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
You should wear binoculars when calculating. It helps divide.
FINALLY
Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"
Student: "A drinking problem."
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven was a registered six offender.
How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator!
True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
What is 1+2? 0-23 CKerk.
300? You are a 3.0.
12345678910 w =0 w
Why was 6 scared?
Because 7 8 9.
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
Kid: Hey, Dad.
Dad: You're an hour late.
Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.
Dad: By yourself?
Kid: No.
Dad: A boy?
Kid: I was with the teacher.
Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?
Because they already 69'd.
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.