Math jokes
How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator!
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"
Student: "A drinking problem."
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless.
Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian and 6 is a cannibal.
Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?
Because they already 69'd.
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!