Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian and 6 is a cannibal.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9 right? NO. Its because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
Kid: Hey, Dad.
Dad: You're an hour late.
Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.
Dad: By yourself?
Kid: No.
Dad: A boy?
Kid: I was with the teacher.
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
12345678910 w =0 w
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.
300? You are a 3.0.
True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.
What is 1+2? 0-23 CKerk.
Mum finds out child cheats in math test.
Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."
Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
Mom: ON THE PHONE WITH CHILD- Honey, is Dad late to pick you up again?
Child: No, Mum. Dad is here, but he is talking about me to Mrs. Lili, the math teacher.
Mom: Can you hear them?
Child: I think... they are watching a good movie.
Mom: Why do you think that?
Child: Because I keep hearing this *HOLDS ONTO PHONE* and clap, clap, clap.
