Math jokes
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator!
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven was a registered six offender.
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
Memes
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian and 6 is a cannibal.
What is 1+2? 0-23 CKerk.
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.
300? You are a 3.0.
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Why was 6 scared?
Because 7 8 9.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
Iโm so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!