Math jokes
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
Type this in your calculator:
5 days a week (type in 5),
6 different classes (type in 6),
7 hours a day (type in 7),
x
2 semesters (type in 2),
=
flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°).
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
Why did the math book go to the psychologist?
It had too many problems.
Memes
How do you turn the Roman numeral IX (9) to a six?
Add the "S."
1 + 1 = window.
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?
199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).
Get?
Why did 1 break the door open? Because 2, 3, 4.
Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)
6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine!
Hey, math:
I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!
I tried to calculate 3/(my life), and I kept getting zero.
What kind of number hates nuts?
17.
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4?
Because it would take forever. Get it? "For-ever" and "4" four, so "four ever."
You should wear binoculars when calculating. It helps divide.
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"
Student: "A drinking problem."