Math jokes
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.
Type this in your calculator:
5 days a week (type in 5),
6 different classes (type in 6),
7 hours a day (type in 7),
x
2 semesters (type in 2),
=
flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°).
Why did the math book go to the psychologist?
It had too many problems.
How do you turn the Roman numeral IX (9) to a six?
Add the "S."
Memes
1 + 1 = window.
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?
199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).
Get?
Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)
6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.
Why did 1 break the door open? Because 2, 3, 4.
Hey, math:
I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!
What's tree + tree?
Sticks! (Three + three = six)
I tried to calculate 3/(my life), and I kept getting zero.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine!
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
What kind of number hates nuts?
17.
Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4?
Because it would take forever. Get it? "For-ever" and "4" four, so "four ever."
You should wear binoculars when calculating. It helps divide.
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven was a registered six offender.