What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
Why did the math book go to the psychologist?
It had too many problems.
How do you turn the Roman numeral IX (9) to a six?
Add the "S."
1 + 1 = window.
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?
199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).
Get?
Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)
6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.
Why did 1 break the door open? Because 2, 3, 4.
I tried to calculate 3/(my life), and I kept getting zero.
Hey, math:
I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine!
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
What kind of number hates nuts?
17.
Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4?
Because it would take forever. Get it? "For-ever" and "4" four, so "four ever."
You should wear binoculars when calculating. It helps divide.
Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"
Student: "A drinking problem."
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
