Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
Kid: Hey, Dad.
Dad: You're an hour late.
Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.
Dad: By yourself?
Kid: No.
Dad: A boy?
Kid: I was with the teacher.
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
12345678910 w =0 w
300? You are a 3.0.
True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.
What is 1+2? 0-23 CKerk.
Mum finds out child cheats in math test.
Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."
Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
Iโm so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always COUNT his BARS
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
Thank you, anonymous user, for helping me with math a few months ago.
Now I got a 31 on the ACT.
Mom: ON THE PHONE WITH CHILD- Honey, is Dad late to pick you up again?
Child: No, Mum. Dad is here, but he is talking about me to Mrs. Lili, the math teacher.
Mom: Can you hear them?
Child: I think... they are watching a good movie.
Mom: Why do you think that?
Child: Because I keep hearing this *HOLDS ONTO PHONE* and clap, clap, clap.
There's 10 kind of people in the world. -- Those who know binary and those who don't.
