Math jokes
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
Type this in your calculator:
5 days a week (type in 5),
6 different classes (type in 6),
7 hours a day (type in 7),
x
2 semesters (type in 2),
=
flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°).
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
Why did the math book go to the psychologist?
It had too many problems.
How do you turn the Roman numeral IX (9) to a six?
Add the "S."
1 + 1 = window.
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?
199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).
Get?
Why did 1 break the door open? Because 2, 3, 4.
Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)
6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.
Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian and 6 is a cannibal.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine!
What's tree + tree?
Sticks! (Three + three = six)
I tried to calculate 3/(my life), and I kept getting zero.
Hey, math:
I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
What kind of number hates nuts?
17.
Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4?
Because it would take forever. Get it? "For-ever" and "4" four, so "four ever."
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.