Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
2+2=🐟
Why is sex like math?
You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
how did 10 die? because it was in between 9 and 11
True story: my math teacher mr.ueberoth accidently marked a kahoot as 100 points in googleclass room instead of 10 if he doesnt find out the grades will be more hyper inflated than zimbobwa’s economy.
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato
What dos 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
What's tree + tree? Sticks! (Three + three = six)
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA? The class divides.
why do people hate math? they always get hungry while learning abot the pie chart
I was in math class, when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me "your gonna get a F this time" So I went back home, and F**k my teacher.
Stephen Hawkings best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9 Then why was 10 afraid
Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11
Teacher: what's 3 minus 1? Me: i don't know Teacher: how about this, you have three cakes, I take one how many cakes do you have? Me: three Teacher: If I take one cake from your three what do you have? Me: three cakes and a dead teacher. 👑
What did the calculator say to the student? You can always count on me.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
(Kizaru's back.)
why do Asians abandon their children
there bad at math
Whats a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for miraculous ladybug childrens show whatever the show is called but its a kids show. Skull emoji. Now they’re searching up pictures of tom holland laughing in their absolute weirdness. I like Tom Holland but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on google docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him
Learn math the easiest way from Pendu Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself. Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself. The answer is 0.
