Math jokes
Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"
Student: "A drinking problem."
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
What is 1+2? 0-23 CKerk.
2+2+67+23= Now calculate the mass of the Solar system. Be these questions these days.
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
My math teacher keeps telling me to find his x. It's kinda creepy.
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.
Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).
Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.
1+1=3
If you don't use a condom.
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.
So there was a reason why I hated math.
I suck at problem-solving.
Q: What's 1+1? 2+2? 4+4? 8+8? Name a vegetable.
A: Carrot 🥕
I cum (Can't understand math).
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.