I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.
Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).
Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.
1+1=3
If you don't use a condom.
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.
So there was a reason why I hated math.
I suck at problem-solving.
Q: What's 1+1? 2+2? 4+4? 8+8? Name a vegetable.
A: Carrot 🥕
I cum (Can't understand math).
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."
I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
What's 9 + 10?
21
What's 1 + 1?
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
