What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
Math Jokes
I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is...
She said nothing.
Why was 8 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a 6 offender.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?
(10 is in between 9/11)
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
You should wear binoculars when calculating. It helps divide.
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?
Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"
Student: "A drinking problem."
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
What is 1+2? 0-23 CKerk.
2+2+67+23= Now calculate the mass of the Solar system. Be these questions these days.
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
My math teacher keeps telling me to find his x. It's kinda creepy.
