Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
You should wear binoculars when calculating. It helps divide.
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
2+2+67+23= Now calculate the mass of the Solar system. Be these questions these days.
My math teacher keeps telling me to find his x. It's kinda creepy.
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?