Math jokes

Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.

But why does 10 have PTSD?

Cuz it’s between 9/11.

What is the similarity between math and buildings?

Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.

I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is...

She said nothing.

Why was 8 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a 6 offender.

Why was 10 scared?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.

9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.

If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?

Because it's in between 9/11.

Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."

Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.

If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?

(10 is in between 9/11)

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.

But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.

You should wear binoculars when calculating. It helps divide.

Why is every number scared of 7?

Because 7 "ate" 9.

Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?

Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"

Student: "A drinking problem."

Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.

What is 1+2? 0-23 CKerk.

2+2+67+23= Now calculate the mass of the Solar system. Be these questions these days.

Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.