Math jokes
Edward Robinson + Grant Wisler = WHAT THE FU**?
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
A guy and girl had a sex poem competition.
Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine."
Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
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Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
I had a great day today because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table, and the teacher screamed, "Allison, how would you like it if I banged you on the table?"
Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.
"What did the zero say to the eight?"
"That belt looks good on you!"