What's 1 + 1?
Math Jokes
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
2+2=🐟
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Why is sex like math?
You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.
What does 6 tell 7?
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
300? You are a 3.0.
