New Math Jokes - Page 11 - Worst Jokes Ever

What did the downs kid get on his math test??

Drool.

Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?

A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he's still trying to back out of the driveway.

Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I’m not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 there's a frog in her throat.

Dear algebra,

I don't want to find your X. I don't know Y she left you.

Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.

Why is 8 afraid of 7 because 7 8 9. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL

I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up.

Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.

My dad told me I'm a failure.

I failed a math test.

Good thing there's a pole outside my house.

There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?

A pentagon!

(9/11 joke)

A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"

Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."

The player says, "Oh, good for you!"

What does PEMDAS stand for?

Please End My Depression And Suffering.

What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

Fat, you get fat.

What? Were you expecting a pi joke?

What’s the best math equation to eat?

Cosine Law.

The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumeference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

8008135 is my favorite number.

The worst ratio is 6:9.

And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.