Math jokes
How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator!
If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?
Answer: A math problem.
What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
My friend asked me to round up here 37 sheep.
I said “40.”
Why did 7 kill 11?
Because now 7 was even.
What did the math teacher write on his party invitations?
Be there or B2.
What does a cow use in school? A cowculator.
Why was 7 afraid of 6?
Because 6 8 7.
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?
199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).
Get?
How do you turn the Roman numeral IX (9) to a six?
Add the "S."
What kind of fish knows math?
An anglerfish LOL
What did the math book say to the other math book?
Wanna hear my problems?
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven was a registered six offender.
There was a doctor's room filled with 20 women, 4 kids, 15 men, and 1 dog. However, there were forty foreheads. How is this possible?
(They will think 44 heads, not 40 foreheads.)
Because there are 40 foreheads, not 44 heads.
Kid: Hey, Dad.
Dad: You're an hour late.
Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.
Dad: By yourself?
Kid: No.
Dad: A boy?
Kid: I was with the teacher.
Calculate my dick, virgins!
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
I am right 95 percent of the time, who cares about that other 5 percent?