What does a cow use in school? A cowculator.
Why was 7 afraid of 6?
Because 6 8 7.
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?
199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).
Get?
How do you turn the Roman numeral IX (9) to a six?
Add the "S."
What kind of fish knows math?
An anglerfish LOL
What did the math book say to the other math book?
Wanna hear my problems?
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven was a registered six offender.
There was a doctor's room filled with 20 women, 4 kids, 15 men, and 1 dog. However, there were forty foreheads. How is this possible?
(They will think 44 heads, not 40 foreheads.)
Because there are 40 foreheads, not 44 heads.
Kid: Hey, Dad.
Dad: You're an hour late.
Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.
Dad: By yourself?
Kid: No.
Dad: A boy?
Kid: I was with the teacher.
Calculate my dick, virgins!
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
I am right 95 percent of the time, who cares about that other 5 percent?
One time this kid came back from school and said, "Mom I have one good news and one bad news, which one do you wanna hear first?" And his mom said, "Good news please," and the boy said, "I got 100% on my math test today." and his mom gave him a hug, and the boy said, "Now to the bad news, I LIED!"
5+2 = 7
But 4+3 also = 7
So take your own path.
Lawrence in maths ;)
You: What you doing?
I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math, hahahahaha!
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight(ate) nine.
Why is 7 afraid of 8?
Because 8 ate 9, 10, 11!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
