Girls are like math; if they're under ten, then you use your fingers.
Little girls are like basic math, if there under 13 you do them in your head
Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?
X is always 10.
There's 10 kind of people in the world. -- Those who know binary and those who don't.
I had a conversation with a Möbius strip. -- It was one-sided.
Why did the math book go to the psychologist? -- It had too many problems.
What is tuba plus tuba? -- Fourba.
What does one math book say to the other? -- "Don't bother me. I've got my own problems!"
I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have?
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. The odds were against me.
Who invented fractions? -- Henry the 1/8.
I lent a hot girl my umbrella yesterday. That takes the number of girls I've made wet this year to -1.
If Al Gore started a math rock band it should be called Algorhythm.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Why do they never serve beer at a math party? - Because you can't drink and derive.
An chemist, a physicist, and a mathematician are stranded on an island when a can of food rolls ashore. The chemist and the physicist come up with many ingenious ways to open the can. Then suddenly the mathematician gets a bright idea: "Assume we have a can opener..."
Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second one orders half a beer. The third one orders a fourth of a beer. The bartender stops them, pours two beers, and says, "You guys should know your limits."
What did the mermaid wear for math class?
Algaebra
How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?
Calculator!
