I went on a dating site looking for arsonists
I found a lot of matches
Why can't orphans play football?Because they can't be on home team
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium? I wanna kick some balls!
(amazing pick up line) yoo what if we got matching tattoos u get 2 towers and i get a plane, Bc i crashed right into ur life ;)
You know, Ebay sucks. I was looking for a lighter and it gave me 18,906 matches
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o clock on new years. First kill of the match
I wrote a book called Endless Love
Itβs about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire english innings
And there the referee taking down Ronaldo's number. Not really the time or the place but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
Once I went to watch a match in protugol it was between penaldo and his kids the Refree was Georgiana(his wife) mpaypal and igayspeed were also there the match begin and his kids scored 2 goals in first 10 minutes and during when match was about to end penaldo got angry and asked his wife for penalties his wife declined and he tortured and beat her up and took 10 penalties (missed 7 of them ) but won 3-2. Shame on u penaldo π‘π‘π‘
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school? Because they never get picked
Russia vs Ukraine is ultimate csgo match ever!
what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?
sue the dating site for matching her with him
WHAT BURNS UP A FOOTBALL STADIUM??? A FOOTBALL ' MATCH '
Why do they call matches, matches?
They all look the same.
me, smashes mouse after losing a match, everybody at the pet race: :O
Why did America loose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldnβt win all day, but when it got dark I managed to beat her. I donβt know how the police found out so quickly
I googled "How to start a wildfire." I got 48,500 matches.
Little Natalie was playing with matches. Her mother caught her, took them, whupped her and told her never to play with matches again. A few minutes later, Little Natalie was playing with matches again. The curtains caught fire and the house burned down. Another few minutes later, when she and her mother were sitting at their neighbors, her mother told her: If you think I gave you a whupping, wait till your father gets home! Little Natalie just cackled with delight, because she knew her father had gotten home earlier and gone upstairs to take a nap.
