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What does a baby in a blender look like?
I don’t know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
Why hand holding is a couple thing? Because they touch each others genitals anyway.
A doctor walks into the room and tells his patient, "I have some bad news for you. You really have to stop masturbating." The man looks aghast and says, "Oh my God, doc, why?!" The doctor replies, "I'm trying to examine you."
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What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
miracle whip
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Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
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