what did the mans dick say to the man
i just cant "hand"le it
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Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves? because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs
If you start at a bait shop you're an amateur baiter but once you achieve the highest level you become a master baiter. Now buy a shrimp boat and become a master baiter on shrimp boat
Doctor: You should stop masturbating. Me: Doc, I'm almost done.
Walking's a chore, let alone crawling
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They say masterbation is better with a dead arm
Apparently I ruined that funeral
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A dad tells his son “Stop masturbating! if you do it too long you will go blind.” The son replied “Dad, I’m over here.
