Woman: What’s a good comeback for my sexist husband when he tells me to go make him a sandwich?
Husband: I know! How about you COMEBACK with a goddamn sandwich?
If you get a divorce with your husband, does that still mean you’re siblings?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password
zozo laughed at his wife for her husband being a hobo
Living in Houston Texas and realizing that hurricanes are a annual threat my ex wife call me and ask what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer take the 610 loop dear
My mother really hates my dad for some reason. Maybe it was because he cheated on her, or maybe because it was her mom. Either way, it really ruined her birthday.
Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.
Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?
Because of his short cummings.
My husband told me to make him a sandwich. I was looking online for some comebacks. Someone online said, "You better come back with a goddamn sandwich!"
Man and woman are having a discussion. Woman looks into man's eyes and says, "Honey, you know how I like it when you walk up and stick it in . . . ".
". . . but I love it when Bob walks up and sticks it in".
Divorce is scheduled for next month.
Why did Ms. Grapes 🍇 want to marry Mr. Grapes 🍇?
Because she loves raisin kids.
I started beating my washing machine because it wasn't working, my wife started crying.
British MP Sally Ann Hart has filed for divorce citing sexual unfulfillment.
Her husband couldn't fuck her the way her stupidity could.
What's the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side.
What's white and bloody?
Two doves in a trash compactor. Talk about a failed marriage.
Why was Stephen hawkings wife mad at
She cought him having an afair with his shoulder
MOM: honey im pregnet DAD:Hi pregnet im dad MOM:No your not
My fifth wife asked me to help her dig in the garden. Here we go again.
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
i hooked up with the groom at my uncle's wedding
