Leaning Tower jokes
Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers, it can dodge!
When you have erectile dysfunction, it could be expressed as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
A married couple are on holiday in Italia. They look at the Leaning Tower of Pisa. He says: - Look, honey, this tower is crookedly standing! She: - Shut up!
(Standing means: penis erection)
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.