Man jokes
So a woman walked into a bar. There was a man. She went up to him and said, "You're cute." He said, "Yeah, and you don't deserve equal rights."
Man's got that big bati, you know.
A black man walked into a bar. Another guy invited him over for a drink. They spent the rest of the night drinking and having a good time.
What's an old man's favorite food?
Wrinkled onions.
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
What say the child to the man? Shalom.
Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"
Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"
Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."
Man in boxers leads policeman on brief chase.
One dog said to the other dog, "Man, it is hard sleeping on the floor."
The other said, "Really? I like my bed."
Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"
Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon.
Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin!
Man 3: Me first!
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.
What did the man say when his girlfriend threw sodium and chloride at him?
That’s assault!
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
Sike, I lied. I like big black men.
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
During the Great War, a man holding a machine gun shoots down a swarm of soldiers running on a swamp.
He says: "You came to the wrong swamp, Americans! You came to the wrong swamp!" *He didn't stop firing.*
"Does this make any cents?" a man says.
"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.
What did the turtle tell the man? To keep being 5G7T4IPK24O[\]TWERGWREWGRGR.