Man jokes
There's an old lady doing gardening every year. Nothing grows. She goes to the man who lives next door. She says, "How do you get your tomatoes so big and red?" He tells her, "You show them your privates at night time." So she leaves. That night later, she goes outside and shows the garden her privates. The next day she's got zucchinis a meter long!
So a woman walked into a bar. There was a man. She went up to him and said, "You're cute." He said, "Yeah, and you don't deserve equal rights."
I saw a poor man and I gave him money, and he said, "Nope, I don't need money." So I gave him money, and he punched me for no reason.
Why do men lick girls' boobs in sex?
'Cause they are just boys.
My grandad killed Hitler. He was such a great man!
Man's got that big bati, you know.
What's an old man's favorite food?
Wrinkled onions.
A black man walked into a bar. Another guy invited him over for a drink. They spent the rest of the night drinking and having a good time.
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
Sike, I lied. I like big black men.
What say the child to the man? Shalom.
Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"
Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"
Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."
"Does this make any cents?" a man says.
"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.
What did the man say when his girlfriend threw sodium and chloride at him?
That’s assault!
One dog said to the other dog, "Man, it is hard sleeping on the floor."
The other said, "Really? I like my bed."
Doctor: “You’ll be at peace soon.”
Man: “Am I dying?”
Doctor: “No, your wife is.”
During the Great War, a man holding a machine gun shoots down a swarm of soldiers running on a swamp.
He says: "You came to the wrong swamp, Americans! You came to the wrong swamp!" *He didn't stop firing.*
Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.
What is a pooper man called? A dentist.