Man jokes
A black man walked into a bar. Another guy invited him over for a drink. They spent the rest of the night drinking and having a good time.
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
Sike, I lied. I like big black men.
What say the child to the man? Shalom.
Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"
Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"
Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."
"Does this make any cents?" a man says.
"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.
During the Great War, a man holding a machine gun shoots down a swarm of soldiers running on a swamp.
He says: "You came to the wrong swamp, Americans! You came to the wrong swamp!" *He didn't stop firing.*
Doctor: “You’ll be at peace soon.”
Man: “Am I dying?”
Doctor: “No, your wife is.”
I killed a man, but it was April Fools'!
What did the turtle tell the man? To keep being 5G7T4IPK24O[\]TWERGWREWGRGR.
A man walks into a bar and then out.
Eibar-Man! Eibar-Man! Does whatever a ghost can.
Scores a tapin With Xaviesta’s assistance. Misses a pen From close distance.
Lookout! Here comes the Eibar-man!
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.
What did the man say when his girlfriend threw sodium and chloride at him?
That’s assault!
I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have a big dick and a very clean house. Add me now.
Snapchat: @colin_green21
Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.
What is a pooper man called? A dentist.
So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"
The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"