What did the Chinese man say to the to his wife? I'll chin you later
Look over there i say to a man .... he was blind /ratio /bozo /ratio
rape victim: i want to die
man: hang in there
rape victim: thats what ill do, ill hang myself
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died.hahahahah
An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country”. The Asian man says “I’m here travelling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of friend rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong
If I saw a homosexual or transsexual man do so much as TOUCH my child, he would be dead, zombified, and castrated by the end of the day. Protect your young'uns from these degenerate freaks and live off the grid so they have no bearing on your life.
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my brother when he sees a girl
President: Them damn flat faced n**g*rs!! Man: We have the power of the sun itself! President: Drop it on them! Man: You push the button President:*sigh* Fine give it to me Man: Hands over button President: Pushes it Both: YAAA! President: Bumps into the button pressing it again Both: Oh, sh*t
Meanwhile in japan after the first bomb went off Japanese man: Ah sh*t here we go again
Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence.
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words. The man says: “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
When I went to the basketball pitch I saw a man dribbling his own balls
A man comes to an assassin who charges $1000 per shot he tell the assassin my wife’s been cheating on me I want you to shoot her in the head and shoot the guy in the dick, when they arrive they wait the man asks why he hasn’t taken the shot the assassin says I know how I can save you $1000
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.
my job is so amazing. today a man asked me to check his balance, so i pushed him over. his balance isn't good
Man 1: why don’t we just put all the dept in the world on one man then kill him? Man 2: we tried that once it started a cult
Whats the difference between a dwarf and a japenese man?
I dont know, you tell me.
Whoever said men will fuck anything that moves is *dead* wrong.
Eibar-Man! Eibar-Man! Does whatever a ghost can
Scores a tapin With Xaviesta’s assistance Misses a pen From close distance
Lookout! Here comes the Eibar-man!
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
Worst jokes ever? more like a killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty red lobster not the one near thr freeway and hid the body in a creek
