I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man that was one alone family photo.
Little Johnny walked into an ice cream shop and asked: Do you have chocolate filled ice cream? The man replies: We are out of that, sorry, we are almost out of every single flavor, do you want me to get you a vanilla filled one? Johnny replies: Sure. After that the man asks for Johnny's phone and goes to back of the store. 5 minutes later the man comes with a ice cream and Johnny's phone. Johnny asks: How much for the ice cream? The man replies: Nothing, its on the house. After Johnny ate hes delicious ice cream, he searched for hes watch history. And then Johnny realized the flavor of the ice cream.
why did the man get fired from work cause he took 2 days off in febuary
Man my brother has a tight buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
If my son was a real man I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.
I have cancer the doctor said I have 3 days to live but I was like fuck it and killed him the jury said I have life in prison I shouted yes he said thank you you saved my life
I met a gay guy last night Man was he a pain in the ass
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person, when the police asked why he missed, someone said cause he gay.
He couldn't shoot straight
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
what do you call a man in love with an emo i really don’t know
the 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed
A man is digging in his garden and finds a gold chest, he goes to tell his wife. Then he remembers why he was digging in the garden...
Roses are red i hate snitches you talk a lot of game for a guy with 3in
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
I am the ice cream man running over fat kids with my van if you touch my van I’ll smack you in the face with a frying pan if you steal ice cream I’ll shoot you in the face with a fudge machine
where was your mom last night in the man club
A fat man meets a skinny man.
The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."
And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
“Dude come here and see a rabbit!”
“Ok!”
“Are u ok man?”
“Yeah I’m fine”
“Dude pull your pants back up!
Did you hear the passengers on the titanic invited yo! Momma and the titanic crew said man over board
