Man

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People

    • There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.

    First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"

    Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"

    And throws the White man off of the building.

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    Difference

    • What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?

    A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.

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    • Child

    • What say the child to the man? Shalom.

    Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"

    Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"

    Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."

    Plane

    • I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.

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    Hand

    • I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”

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    Job

    • Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.

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    • Patient

    • A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.”

    “Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”

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