Man jokes
A man asks God, "Hello God, why did you make my wife so dumb?"
God replies, "So she would love you..."
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
This guy goes to a bar and pulls out a little guy playing the piano. The bartender asks him where he got a small man with a piano.
The guy points outside to a genie granting people wishes. The bartender runs out and 1 million ducks appear.
The bartender yells at the genie saying, “Are you fucking deaf? I asked for 1 million bucks, not 1 million bucks!”
The guy from the bar says, “No shit! You think I really asked for a 12-inch pianist?”
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?
It uses Hershey pronouns.
My girlfriend told me women are better at multitasking than men. So I told her to sit down and shut up. Guess what...
She couldn't do either!
What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
What is a victimless crime in the state of Michigan if you are an able-bodied man who is well-endowed, not white, and not a heterosexual male?
A white male who is heterosexual and physically disabled who is sodomized by an able-bodied and well-endowed gay male who is not white inside the men's locker room at the gym.
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
"Captain, captain, there's a man lashed to the mainmast."
"That's your lookout."
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.
A man hit a woman with his car, who is wrong?
The man, because you can’t drive into the kitchen.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
Would you rather get a massage from a man or get major surgery from a woman?
I don't like Trump because he has ruined my kind's greatest man, Donald Duck.