Mammal jokes
Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?
It's an ARMadillo.
If you humped a whale, it would humpback.
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey?
Zeedonk.
What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.
What do you call a squirrel that flies? A flying squirrel.
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
What do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly mammoth.
What is a pig crossed with a pineapple?
A porkypine!
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. The man orders a beer, one for him and one for the giraffe.
After they finish their drinks, the giraffe falls over, and the man gets his stuff and heads for the door.
The bartender says, "Stop! You can't leave that thing lying on the floor!"
The man says, "Mate, that's not a lion, it's a giraffe."
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean beef.
What animal is best at hitting a baseball? -- A bat.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? -- "Bison."
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.