What do you call a bear without an ear?
B.
What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow!
What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn't matter what you call it, as it's never going to come.
A puma was making another puma laugh. That puma that was laughing said, “Stop making me laugh! I’m gonna puma pants!”
Why did the bat fall out of the tree?
It couldn’t hang in there.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because it was a very large mammal; its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
In my house, good sex sounds like seals slapping each other.
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
Two baby seals walk into a club.
What does the donkey say to the other donkey?:
Nothing, donkeys don't talk.
What do you call a mammal the has no hair? Cancer
Why aren't koalas actual bears?
Because they don't meet the koalafications.
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?
It's an ARMadillo.
What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.
What do you call a squirrel that flies? A flying squirrel.
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
What do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly mammoth.
What is a pig crossed with a pineapple?
A porkypine!
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean Beef.
What animal is best at hitting a baseball? -- A bat.
