What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?
"Bye son!"
Get it? Bye son, Bison!
Donkeys are cool.
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
Why can't cheetahs play any games?
Because they're cheetahs!
A stupid dolphin makes an annoying noise.
The dolphin did it on porpoise.
Koalas are awesome!
What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Why didn't the bear leave home?
He could not bear leaving his family.
Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?
One is hairy and smells like fish, and the other is a walrus. You're welcome.
What do you call the bear that pushes all the other bears into the pool?
The dry bear.
Why did the bat cross the road? Because to get to the blood bar.
What did the female dog say to the mirror?
Hi, bitch!
What did the bull tell his son before it went for college?
Bye-son.
Two rabbits were racing. Neither could get ahead, so they ended in a hare-tie!
Did you hear about the elephant with no nose?! Me neither.
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
Knock knock? Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Not kangawho, kangaroo!
