Mammal jokes
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! Lol.
Where do you mix a bunny and a hare?
Bunny hair.
What did momma seal name her twin girls?
Luceal and Sealia.
What kind of animal falls from the sky?
Answer: A raindeer.
What is the difference between a cow and me?
Nothing.
Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?
Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.
Beach whales.
What did the Cheetah say to the Lion?
"I'm a Cheetah!"
What’s another name for a cow?
You... cause you're fat.
What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?
"Bye son!"
Get it? Bye son, Bison!
Donkeys are cool.
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!
What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat.
Aren't I beary good?
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
Why can't cheetahs play any games?
Because they're cheetahs!
What animal is best at hitting baseballs?
A bat.
A stupid dolphin makes an annoying noise.
The dolphin did it on porpoise.
Why was the elephant woozy?
Because he was trunk.
Koalas are awesome!