Where do you mix a bunny and a hare?
Bunny hair.
What kind of animal falls from the sky?
Answer: A raindeer.
What’s another name for a cow?
You... cause you're fat.
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!
A stupid dolphin makes an annoying noise.
The dolphin did it on porpoise.
Why was the elephant woozy?
Because he was trunk.
What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear.