Mama jokes

Your mama is so stupid.

Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."

Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.

Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.

Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.

Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.

Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.

Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.

Yo mama so dumb, she thought TikTok was an alarm setup.

Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.

Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.

Mama milky?

The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.

Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!

Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."

Yo mama joke.

Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!

Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"

Yo mama so fat.

She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.

"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."