Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.
Yo mama so ugly, she had to ask Satan to help her give birth!
Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.
Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
Yo mama's such a milf, she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.
Yo mama so old, she pre-ordered the Bible.
Yo' mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: "Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?"
Teacher: “Alright, we’re going to play Kahoot! Please use your real name.”
That one kid putting Joe: -_-
Teacher: Who’s Joe?
The whole class: JOE MAMA!
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut.
Yo mama so old, I bet she was born when dinosaurs were made, and also she killed them with they breath! 😭😭
If only Karen Carpenter had eaten Mama Cass's sandwich...
yo mama has such a big forehead she is the CEO of foreheads
Who the f**k disliked my "yo mama" jokes? Comment now, b*tch!
Yo mama so dumb when the weather said "it's chili outside," she went inside a goal, small and a bowl.
Yo mama so tall!!! When she wakes up from her bed, she stands up and finds NASA beside her face, and she thinks it's a fly!!!
Yo mamas so fat there's not enough yo mamas so fat jokes to tell how fat she is
Yo Mamas so fat, she even studied for the corona test.
Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"
Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.
