Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
Mama Jokes
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.
Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!
Yo mama so old, she pre-ordered the Bible.
Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.
Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.
Imagine being gay like Joe Mama!
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!
Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
Yo mama's such a milf, she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.
Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.
Yo mama's like a fridge, she breaks down when she loses her cool.
Yo mama so stupid that when the mirror cracked, she tried to order another one.
Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman.
Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.
Yo mama so ugly, she had to ask Satan to help her give birth!
