Mama jokes
Little Johnny was in kindergarten, and his teacher said, "Okay, everyone, tomorrow you must come to school and recite the first three letters of the alphabet." Johnny didn't know the alphabet, so he decided to ask his family. He walked into the kitchen to find his mom on the phone. He says, "Mama, what's the first letter of the alphabet?" His mom doesn't notice him standing there and says, "If you don't shut the fuck up right now-" So he goes to find his brother watching TV, and he says, "Tommy, what's the second letter of the alphabet?" His brother doesn't notice him and says, "I'm Batman." So he went to his grandma who was knitting and says, "Grandma, what's the third letter of the alphabet?" The grandma then realizes she left her biscuits in the oven for too long and says, "My biscuits are burning! My Biscuits are burning!" Satisfied with the answers given to him, he thinks it over and goes to school the next morning. When his teacher comes to Johnny, she says, "Johnny, what are the first three letters of the alphabet?" "If you don't shut the fuck up right now," Johnny says. "Who do you think you are, young man, to talk to someone like me that way?" the teacher asks. "I'm Batman," Johnny says. The teacher whups his ass, and little Johnny says, "My biscuits are burning! My Biscuits are burning!"
Later that day, he understands what happened and can't tell which was worse, that he accidentally cussed at his teacher or that his family was ignoring him.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.
Yo mama so dumb, she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I have the power."
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor looked at her face, then at her butt and said, "Twins!"
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama, can I give my spare money to him? 🤗 And my mum says yes, so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE, while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS. We go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs.
Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.
You mom.
Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
Yo Mama is so dumb, she stares at a juice carton for an eternity because it says "Concentrate" on the box.