Mama jokes
Yo mama so poor, the homeless donate to her.
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.
Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.
Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
Yo, Joe Mama.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.
Teacher: “Alright, we’re going to play Kahoot! Please use your real name.”
That one kid putting Joe: -_-
Teacher: Who’s Joe?
The whole class: JOE MAMA!
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!
Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!
Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.
Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.
Imagine being gay like Joe Mama!