Mama jokes
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.
Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.
Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"
Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.
Yo mama so poor, the homeless donate to her.
Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.
Teacher: “Alright, we’re going to play Kahoot! Please use your real name.”
That one kid putting Joe: -_-
Teacher: Who’s Joe?
The whole class: JOE MAMA!
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.
Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!
Yo mama's like a fridge, she breaks down when she loses her cool.
Yo mama so ugly, she had to ask Satan to help her give birth!
Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman.
Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.
Yo mama so old, she pre-ordered the Bible.
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!