Mama jokes
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.
Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up sleeping pills.
Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.
Yo mama so rich the Socs got jealous.
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Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
Joe Mama!
Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.
Yo Mama so dumb, she needs 10 explanation bears to understand you.
Yo Mama so fat, she could fit you in her stomach.
Yo Mama is so dumb, she works best when she is unemployed.
Yo mama is so ugly that even scammers wouldn't go after her money.
Yo mama is so fat that she crushed her PlayStation profile.