Mama jokes
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.
Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says, "We want your weight not your phone number."
Yo mama so poor, the homeless donate to her.
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. 😭
Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.
Teacher: “Alright, we’re going to play Kahoot! Please use your real name.”
That one kid putting Joe: -_-
Teacher: Who’s Joe?
The whole class: JOE MAMA!
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!
Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.
Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.
Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.
Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!
Imagine being gay like Joe Mama!
Yo mama so old, she pre-ordered the Bible.
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.