Mama jokes
Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.
Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"
Yo mama so tall, she eats paramedics.
Nobody: The crickets in the back: Talk talk talk.
Me: JOE MAMA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
Yo Mama so dumb, she needs 10 explanation bears to understand you.
Putin is so obsessed with territorial expansion, he’s even trying to annex your mama’s bedroom.
Yo mama is so old, when I told her to act her age, she died.
Yo mama is so hairy that she uses a lawn mower to shave.
Yo mama is so nasty that she sucked your dad's dick and came in to kiss you goodnight.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.
Teacher: “Alright, we’re going to play Kahoot! Please use your real name.”
That one kid putting Joe: -_-
Teacher: Who’s Joe?
The whole class: JOE MAMA!
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the couch, the couch got destroyed.