Mama

Mama jokes

York

Yo' mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: "Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?"

Joe mama

Teacher: “Alright, we’re going to play Kahoot! Please use your real name.”

That one kid putting Joe: -_-

Teacher: Who’s Joe?

The whole class: JOE MAMA!

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  • Donut

    Yo mama so stupid, she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut.

    Dinosaur

    Yo mama so old, I bet she was born when dinosaurs were made, and also she killed them with they breath! 😭😭

    Weather

    Yo mama so dumb when the weather said "it's chili outside," she went inside a goal, small and a bowl.

    Bed

    Yo mama so tall!!! When she wakes up from her bed, she stands up and finds NASA beside her face, and she thinks it's a fly!!!

    Family

    Yo mama's so fat, there's not enough yo mama's so fat jokes to tell how fat she is.

    Yo mama

    Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"

    Time

    Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.