Mama

Mama jokes

Car

Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.

York

Yo' mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: "Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?"

Donut

Yo mama so stupid, she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut.

Dinosaur

Yo mama so old, I bet she was born when dinosaurs were made, and also she killed them with they breath! 😭😭

Weather

Yo mama so dumb when the weather said "it's chili outside," she went inside a goal, small and a bowl.

Bed

Yo mama so tall!!! When she wakes up from her bed, she stands up and finds NASA beside her face, and she thinks it's a fly!!!

Family

Yo mama's so fat, there's not enough yo mama's so fat jokes to tell how fat she is.

Yo mama

Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"

Time

Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.