Mama jokes

Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.

Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!

I was listening to my children praying, and my youngest that can speak said to me: "Mama, why is Gramma dead?"

I smiled and told her, "Well, less than 10 years ago when I was 5, your age, my Momma took me into the basement with some hot rando during a party. And 9 months later Shinana was born. One Pedo after another and your 4 siblings were born. The Pedo I met last night told me, 'If your mother's the one making you do this, do what you do best.' I listened and the next day she didn't leave her bed breathing. When the Pedo found out he left me and your soon to be brother."

She replies with, "Make his child support expensive!" Now he has to pay me 2,000 U.S. dollars every month, like the other ones that ran away.

Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.

If only Karen Carpenter had eaten Mama Cass's sandwich...

You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?

Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.

Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.

Yo mama's so fat, she even studied for the corona test.

Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.

She got on the scale, said "to be continued."

Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.

Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"

"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."

Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.

Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.

Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"

Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.

Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.