Who did yo mama marry?
Joe Mama.
Mama Jokes
Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.
Yo' mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: "Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?"
Teacher: “Alright, we’re going to play Kahoot! Please use your real name.”
That one kid putting Joe: -_-
Teacher: Who’s Joe?
The whole class: JOE MAMA!
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut.
Yo mama so old, I bet she was born when dinosaurs were made, and also she killed them with they breath! 😭😭
If only Karen Carpenter had eaten Mama Cass's sandwich...
Who the f**k disliked my "yo mama" jokes? Comment now, b*tch!
Yo mama has such a big forehead, she is the CEO of foreheads!
Yo mama so dumb when the weather said "it's chili outside," she went inside a goal, small and a bowl.
Yo mama so tall!!! When she wakes up from her bed, she stands up and finds NASA beside her face, and she thinks it's a fly!!!
Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.
Yo mama's so fat, there's not enough yo mama's so fat jokes to tell how fat she is.
Yo mama's so fat, she even studied for the corona test.
Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.
Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.
Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"
Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.
Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!
Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.
