Mama jokes
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.
Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.
Yo mama's like a fridge, she breaks down when she loses her cool.
Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman.
Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.
Who did yo mama marry?
Joe Mama.
Yo mama so ugly, she had to ask Satan to help her give birth!
Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.
Yo mama so stupid that when the mirror cracked, she tried to order another one.
Yo mama so old, she pre-ordered the Bible.
Yo' mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: "Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?"
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut.
Yo mama so old, I bet she was born when dinosaurs were made, and also she killed them with they breath! 😭😭
If only Karen Carpenter had eaten Mama Cass's sandwich...
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Yo mama has such a big forehead, she is the CEO of foreheads!
Yo mama so dumb when the weather said "it's chili outside," she went inside a goal, small and a bowl.
Yo mama so tall!!! When she wakes up from her bed, she stands up and finds NASA beside her face, and she thinks it's a fly!!!