Mama jokes
Yo mama is so black that she has her own solar system.
Yo mama's so—oh wait, you don't have one.
Yo mama so dumb she bought a toolkit to open up a Roth IRA.
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the doorbell, she says, "DING!"
Your mama is so skinny she can dodge raindrops.
Yo mama so fat, even Dora can’t explore her.
Yo mama so ugly that she's the reason monsters hide under the beds.
Yo mama is so ugly that Bumble accused her of catfishing.
Yo mama is so ugly that her DoorDash driver took her order away.
Yo mama is so Jewish that pennies run away from getting pinched by her.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.
Teacher: “Alright, we’re going to play Kahoot! Please use your real name.”
That one kid putting Joe: -_-
Teacher: Who’s Joe?
The whole class: JOE MAMA!
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the couch, the couch got destroyed.
Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.
Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!