Mama jokes
Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!
Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat, she has her own event horizon.
Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.
Yo mama's so fat, there's not enough yo mama's so fat jokes to tell how fat she is.
Yo mama such a quitter, she di[ed].
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.
Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
"Yo mama's so fat, that I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing today!"
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two warlocks to summon her.
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
Yo mama soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 1 hour later ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.
Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.
Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.