Mama jokes
Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!
Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.
It’s me back at it again.
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!
Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.
Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at, but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
Your mama's so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus.
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.
Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.
Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.
Who did yo mama marry?
Joe Mama.