Mama jokes
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.
Yo mama is so big, her belt size is "equator."
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
We are in a matrix, wake up.
Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.
Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty!
Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.
Yo mama so "PHAT," she has big boobs and nice legs!