Mama jokes
Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.
Yo mama is so big, her belt size is "equator."
Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.
Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty!
Yo mama so "PHAT," she has big boobs and nice legs!
Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Yo mama so fat, it took the Flash 40 years to run around her.
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."