Mama jokes

Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.

Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.

Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.

Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.

Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.

Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.

Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.

Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.

Yo mama is so big, her belt size is "equator."

Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!

Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.

Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.

Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.

Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!

Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!

Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.

This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.

P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.

Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

We are in a matrix, wake up.

Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.