Mama jokes
Yo' mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: "Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?"
Yo mama is so fat that you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut.
Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.
Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.
If only Karen Carpenter had eaten Mama Cass's sandwich...
Yo mama so old, I bet she was born when dinosaurs were made, and also she killed them with they breath! 😭😭
Yo mama so ugly Joe Biden was jelly.
Yo mama so dumb when the weather said "it's chili outside," she went inside a goal, small and a bowl.
Who the f**k disliked my "yo mama" jokes? Comment now, b*tch!
Yo mama has such a big forehead, she is the CEO of foreheads!
Yo mama so tall!!! When she wakes up from her bed, she stands up and finds NASA beside her face, and she thinks it's a fly!!!
Yo mama so fat,
She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.
(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)
Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!
Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.
Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.
Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"
Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.
Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.