Mama jokes
If only Karen Carpenter had eaten Mama Cass's sandwich...
Yo mama so ugly Joe Biden was jelly.
Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.
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Yo mama has such a big forehead, she is the CEO of foreheads!
Yo mama so dumb when the weather said "it's chili outside," she went inside a goal, small and a bowl.
Yo mama so tall!!! When she wakes up from her bed, she stands up and finds NASA beside her face, and she thinks it's a fly!!!
Yo mama so fat,
She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.
(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)
Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.
Yo mama's so fat, there's not enough yo mama's so fat jokes to tell how fat she is.
Yo mama's so fat, she even studied for the corona test.
Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.
Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.
Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!
Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.
Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.
Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
Yo mama so gay, she almost passed away.
Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.