Mama jokes
Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasnβt allowed because no professionals were allowed.
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
We are in a matrix, wake up.
Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.
Yo mama is so big, her belt size is "equator."
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty!
Yo mama so "PHAT," she has big boobs and nice legs!
Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said βDisney left,β she went home.
Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
Yo mama so fat, it took the Flash 40 years to run around her.