Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic
Yo mama so fat, it took the Flash 40 years to run around her.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
The other day this duck came by the gas station. He asked the cashier, "Do you have any duck food here?"
The cashier said, "Hell naw, I got no damn duck food. This the gas station, not no damn swamp, and I ain't ya mama."
Then the duck asked him two more times, and then the cashier said, "For the last time, no, I don't have any duck food here for you, ok? If you ask me again, I will put you in the oven and deep-fry you like Kentucky Fried Chicken."
Yo mama’s official weight (in tonnes)
99593927273949592827385959599282738595939282759593827395828192948472937593817294728275957292739584728459398284854982835884838285849292857483838385838294958483823884958383947391959593817495827394858272959573939488492949595837829374758483848497483919396849294858203957293858930375938475937393949292949848215722935375838283848382883839393949583929459939294949493928174759284759927495910305838385848292958293959.
Yo mama so fat,
She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.
(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)
I like your mama's big butt, and I cannot lie.
Yo mama is so fat that you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die.
Your mama is so old that she forgot her donkey on Noah's Ark.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the couch, the couch got destroyed.
Yo mama soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 1 hour later ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.
Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.
Yo mama so ugly Joe Biden was jelly.
roses are red violets are blue it's really no wonder your mama left you
YO MAMA'S SO FAT, that I took a picture of her which was last christmas, and it's still printing today
your mama is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said damm
Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
