
Mama jokes
Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!
Yo mama's like a fridge, she breaks down when she loses her cool.
Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.
Yo mama so ugly, she had to ask Satan to help her give birth!
Haha
Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman.
Yo mama so stupid that when the mirror cracked, she tried to order another one.
Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.
Who did yo mama marry?
Joe Mama.
Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
Yo mama so old, she pre-ordered the Bible.
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!
Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.
Imagine being gay like Joe Mama!
Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.