Mama jokes
Imagine being gay like Joe Mama!
Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.
Who did yo mama marry?
Joe Mama.
Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.
Yo mama's like a fridge, she breaks down when she loses her cool.
Yo mama so old, she pre-ordered the Bible.
Haha
Yo mama so ugly, she had to ask Satan to help her give birth!
Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.
Yo mama so stupid that when the mirror cracked, she tried to order another one.
Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman.
Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
Yo' mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: "Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?"
Yo mama is so fat that you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut.
Yo mama so old, I bet she was born when dinosaurs were made, and also she killed them with they breath! 😭😭
Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.