Mama jokes

Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."

Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.

Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."

Yo mama is so smelly that whenever she steps outside, she pollutes the air!

Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.

Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.

Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.

Yo mama has such a big forehead, she is the CEO of foreheads!

Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣

Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.

Yo mama so ugly, Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjutsu.

Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!

Yo mama so hot, she can fit in a mug.

"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."

Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.

Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.

My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"

My bully. 😭

Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!