Mama jokes
Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.
Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.
Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.
Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"
Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.
Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!
Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
My daughter came home from school later than usual. I was panicking, then at 5:30 p.m. she arrived, not walking but in a bus 🚌. I asked, "Where the hell did this bus come from?" She said, "The garage in the alleyway, Mama. I bought it for five gummies and eight buttons. You like her? She is called Belle Bus." My face was just: 😑 How did you get the bus here? She replies with a whisper, "I drove her through five gardens, a house, and two police cars!" 🙃 So that explains why you have handcuffs on. "Yeah!"
Yo mama so stupid... She tried to climb...
Mountain Dew!
Yo mama so stupid.
When she was in mandarin class, she asked, "Where are the mandarins? I'm hungry."
Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.
Yo mama so fat, COW!
Yo mama so old, she was Jesus' nanny! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yo mama so stupid, she asks for the restroom on Amazon.
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.
Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.