Mama jokes

Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.

Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.

Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.

Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."

Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.

Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.

Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?

A: They aren't much to look at, but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.

Yo mama so smelly, she’s even banned from the perfume store!

What did the mama nut say to her son?

“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”

Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...

Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a juice box because it said concentrate.

Yo mama so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone.

"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"

Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.

Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.

Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"

Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"

Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"

Yo mama so stupid, she shoved two AA batteries up her ass and started singing, "I’ve Got The Power!"