Mama jokes
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!
Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.
Yo mama is so stupid that she called pest control for gym rats.
Yo mama is so old that she had the first written copy of the Bible.
Yo mama is so poor, she asked a homeless guy for money.
Yo mama's so short, when it rains, she's the last to know!
Yo mama so fat, her blood type is mayonnaise.
Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.
Yo mama is so unfamiliar with the gym, she calls it James.
"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.
My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose.
Hey, give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded!
Oh no, not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys, I just lost my finger a day ago! This is Tony, later on.
Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.
Yo mama is so ugly, the sunglasses walked away.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo!
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
Yo mama is so ugly she's really the reason phone screens cracked!
Your mama is so fat, you can't tell if she's pregnant or not.
Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on Trump's wall 24 hours every day.
Yo mama so ugly, when Santa saw her, he said, "Ho, ho, hole shit!"