Mama jokes
Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight with doin' your mom I like your mama's big butt, and I cannot lie. You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly. We make sexy time, yes and every night I tap that. She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I’m half black. But your moms the best, the super M.I.L.F. Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol But if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all. She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed. She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna. She’s so therapeutic. When I need to cure my restlessness I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your moms breastestess. I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song Cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mo-om.
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight with doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight with doin' your mom
I’m havin' sex with your mother That makes me better than you. I’m havin' sex with your mother That makes me better than you.
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight with doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight with doin' your mom
Yo mama is so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.
Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
Haha
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
I like your mama's big butt, and I cannot lie.
Yo mama's so old, when she was a girl, rainbows were black and white.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.
Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.
Yo' mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
Ahem... if somebody you don't like, or somebody random just calls you in general,
answer the phone with this:
"Hello, thank you for choosing Mama's Pizzeria/Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce, how may I help you?"
or
"Hello, this is David's Orphanage, you make them, we take them, how may I help you?"
Some people's reactions are priceless, and then they wonder about your mental health.
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
Yo mama so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner--and she looked.
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.