Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!
Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!
Your mama so white that her first number was 911.
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on Trump's wall 24 hours every day.
Yo mama so old, she was in third grade with Moses.
Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
Yo mama so small that she tried to hike Mountain Dew.
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
Your mother.
Joe mama is Joe mama (your mother) LMAO!
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
