Mama jokes
Yo mama's so short, when it rains, she's the last to know!
Yo mama so fat, her blood type is mayonnaise.
Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.
"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.
My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose.
Hey, give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded!
Oh no, not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys, I just lost my finger a day ago! This is Tony, later on.
Yo mama is so unfamiliar with the gym, she calls it James.
Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo!
Yo mama is so ugly, the sunglasses walked away.
Your mama is so fat, you can't tell if she's pregnant or not.
Yo mama is so ugly she's really the reason phone screens cracked!
Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!
Your mama so white that her first number was 911.
Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on Trump's wall 24 hours every day.
Yo mama so old, she was in third grade with Moses.
Yo mama so short, when she tried sniffing cocaine, she couldn’t get high.
Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.