Mama jokes
Yo mama is so ugly, the sunglasses walked away.
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
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Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
Yo mama is so ugly she's really the reason phone screens cracked!
Your mama is so fat, you can't tell if she's pregnant or not.
Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!
Your mama so white that her first number was 911.
Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on Trump's wall 24 hours every day.
Yo mama so old, she was in third grade with Moses.
Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.
Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.
Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"
Yo mama so dumb, she asked how much a free sample was.
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?
Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.
Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."
"What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!"
Yo mama so short, when she tried sniffing cocaine, she couldn’t get high.