Yo mama so hairy, you almost died from a rug burn
yo mama so fat the last time she 90210 was on a scale
Yo mama so American she deported Dora the explorer
Yo mama so short when she tried sniffing cocaine she couldn’t get high
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas
joe mama is joe mama (you're mother) lMAO
ur mother
What's one advantage of being an orphan? Nobody can make it mama jokes about you.🌚
Yo mama is so slow, they had to wait six hours for the crane to finally show up.
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎
Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
