Mama jokes
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!
Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!
Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.
Yo mama's so fat, she even studied for the corona test.
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.
Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.
Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.
Yo mama so old the carpenter uses her crotch as sandpaper.
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.
Yo mama is so skinny, she makes friends with a snake.