Mama jokes
My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose.
Hey, give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded!
Oh no, not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys, I just lost my finger a day ago! This is Tony, later on.
Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.
Yo mama is so ugly, the sunglasses walked away.
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
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Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
Yo mama is so ugly she's really the reason phone screens cracked!
Your mama is so fat, you can't tell if she's pregnant or not.
Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!
Your mama so white that her first number was 911.
Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on Trump's wall 24 hours every day.
Yo mama so old, she was in third grade with Moses.
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎
Yo mama is so slow, they had to wait six hours for the crane to finally show up.
Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.
Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.
Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.
Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"
Yo mama so dumb, she asked how much a free sample was.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.