Mama

Mama jokes

Toilet

Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"

Ruler

Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!

Head

Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.

Orphan

What's one advantage of being an orphan?

Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚

Scientist

Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.

Dad

Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.

Thief

Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"

Car

Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.

Yo mama

Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

Phone

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.

Fat

Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"