Mama jokes

Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.

Yo mama so dumb, she asked how much a free sample was.

I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.

Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.

Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"

Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.

Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.

Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!

Yo mama so small that she tried to hike Mountain Dew.

Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"

Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.

What's one advantage of being an orphan?

Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚

Your mother.

Joe mama is Joe mama (your mother) LMAO!

Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.

Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.

Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.