Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.
Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.
Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.
Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.
Yo mama so hairy, you almost died from a rug burn!
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?
Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
"What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!"
Yo mama so short, when she tried sniffing cocaine, she couldn’t get high.
Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"
