Mama jokes
Your mama so white that her first number was 911.
Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!
Yo mama so old, she was in third grade with Moses.
Your mama's so fat, she needed NASA to make her ID card!
Yo mama so short, when she tried sniffing cocaine, she couldn’t get high.
Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."
"What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!"
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
Yo mama is so slow, they had to wait six hours for the crane to finally show up.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"
Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.
Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.