Mama jokes
Joe mama is Joe mama (your mother) LMAO!
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.
Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.
Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.
Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.
Yo mama so hairy, you almost died from a rug burn!
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?
Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.