Mama jokes
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"
Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.
Joe mama is Joe mama (your mother) LMAO!
Yo mama so small that she tried to hike Mountain Dew.
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
Your mother.
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.