Mama jokes
Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.
Yo mama's so stupid that she studied for her eye test.
Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.
Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.
Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly, the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course.
The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, "I'll tell you about what you saw yesterday. You know, Dad has a big belly, and that's why Mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat." The little boy says, "But Mama, that does not make any difference." "Oh no?" the mom asks. "No," says the little boy, "When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and she blows his belly up again!"
Yo mama has such a big forehead, she is the CEO of foreheads!
Yo mama is so skinny, she uses floss as toilet paper.
Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.
Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.
Who's Joe?
Joe Mama sucks my fat nuts, bitch!
Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.
Yo mama so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her.
Yo mama so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone.
Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
Your mama is so old that she forgot her donkey on Noah's Ark.
Yo mama's so old, when she was a girl, rainbows were black and white.
Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.