Mama jokes
Teacher: “Alright, we’re going to play Kahoot! Please use your real name.”
That one kid putting Joe: -_-
Teacher: Who’s Joe?
The whole class: JOE MAMA!
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
Yo mama so dumb, she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
Yo mama so smelly, she’s even banned from the perfume store!
Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!
Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
Haha
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
Yo mama's so fat, there's not enough yo mama's so fat jokes to tell how fat she is.
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"