Mama jokes
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
Joe mama so fat, she could not walk the stairs of heaven.
Credits: to my friend.
Yo Mama is so dumb, she stares at a juice carton for an eternity because it says "Concentrate" on the box.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Black Temple, it became Sunken Temple.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
Yo mama so old, I bet she was born when dinosaurs were made, and also she killed them with they breath! ππ
My friend: "Ya mama so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!"
Me: "That joke's older than your mom!"
Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.
Do you know Joe?
Joe mama, mama, a, a, mama, a, a, amam.
Yo mama so stupid, she asks for the restroom on Amazon.
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!
Your mama is so fat that she doesn't get crushed by cars, she crushes cars and babies in strollers on the sidewalk when she falls and doesn't see any remains, so there is no evidence.
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to Dr. Pepper for a check up.
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldnβt even rhyme back.