Mama

Mama Jokes

Thief

Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"

Yo mama

Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

Car

Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.

Fat

Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"

Fart

Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.

Ruler

Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!

Yo mama

What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?

Yo mama can be found on Google maps.

Cocaine

Yo mama so short, when she tried sniffing cocaine, she couldn’t get high.

Gig

I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.