Mama jokes

What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?

Yo mama can be found on Google maps.

Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.

Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.

Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"

Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"

Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.

Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!

Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.

Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.

Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.

Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.

Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.

Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.

Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"

Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.

Yo mama so small that she tried to hike Mountain Dew.