Mama jokes
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.
Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.
Yo mama so hairy, you almost died from a rug burn!
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
Joe mama is Joe mama (your mother) LMAO!
Your mother.
Yo mama so small that she tried to hike Mountain Dew.
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.
Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.