Pest control jokes

What do you call an egg murder?

An eggs-terminator!

I have a Twin Towers model in my room.

It got infested with jumping spiders.

If bedbugs live in beds, where do cockroaches live?

I'm the type to blow up half of my house to kill a spider... and still miss.

What is the one spray that can kill midgets? Bug spray.

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

One day a father and a daughter were at a park. The daughter accidentally kills a butterfly. The father says, "Just because you killed the butterfly, you don't get butter for a week."

They were there the next day, and the daughter kills a cockroach. The father laughs and says, "Nice try."

Why do bees have sticky hair? They always use honeycombs.

Condoms? HA! Those are for pussies!

A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"