Pest control jokes
I'm the type to blow up half of my house to kill a spider... and still miss.
If bedbugs live in beds, where do cockroaches live?
I complained to my landlord that carpenter ants were getting into the timbers. He was dismissive.
"They're Karen Carpenter ants, they don't eat much of anything."
What is the one spray that can kill midgets? Bug spray.
What do you call an egg murder?
An eggs-terminator!
Yo mama is so stupid that she called pest control for gym rats.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
If dust mites are found in dust, bedbugs are found in beds, where are cockroaches found in?
A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."
The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"
The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."
My mom has a policy where if you kill a butterfly, no butter for a week, and if you kill a grub, no grub for a week. She killed a cockroach today. I have some bad news for her.
