Pest control jokes

What do you call an egg murder?

An eggs-terminator!

I have a Twin Towers model in my room.

It got infested with jumping spiders.

If bedbugs live in beds, where do cockroaches live?

I'm the type to blow up half of my house to kill a spider... and still miss.

I complained to my landlord that carpenter ants were getting into the timbers. He was dismissive.

"They're Karen Carpenter ants, they don't eat much of anything."

What is the one spray that can kill midgets? Bug spray.

One day a father and a daughter were at a park. The daughter accidentally kills a butterfly. The father says, "Just because you killed the butterfly, you don't get butter for a week."

They were there the next day, and the daughter kills a cockroach. The father laughs and says, "Nice try."

If dust mites are found in dust, bedbugs are found in beds, where are cockroaches found in?

There's an outbreak of foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.

I hope my teacher will be ok.

Little Johnny was playing outside and steps on a honeybee. His dad sees this and says, "I saw what you did and for that, you get no honey for two weeks." Johnny replies, "I don't care, I don't like honey anyway." About fifteen minutes later, Little Johnny is playing with the butterflies and rips the wings off of one. His dad bursts out and says, "I saw that, and for it you get no butter for a month." Little Johnny replies, "I don't care, I don't like butter anyway." Both Little Johnny and his dad go in for dinner. Johnny's mother sees a cockroach on the ground and steps on it. Little Johnny looks and smiles and says, "Do you want to tell her or should I?"

If only they had more mosquito nets in Africa, we could prevent millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS...