Mama jokes

Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.

Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.

Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.

Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.

Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.

What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves?

"I'm not a-moosed right now."

What color flowers do mama cats like to get?

Purrrrrrrple flowers.

"What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!"

Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"

"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."

"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."

Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.

Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.

Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.

Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.

Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.

Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.