Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
Mama Jokes
Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
Yo mama is so fat, when she nocliped into the backrooms, she was in level 0 and level 999 at the same time.
Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies, she sat next to everybody.
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.
Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.
Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it cracked.
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.