Mama jokes

Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.

Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!

Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!

Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!

Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.

Yo mama so short, when she tried sniffing cocaine, she couldn’t get high.

Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.

Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.

Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.

Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.

Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.

Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.

What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves?

"I'm not a-moosed right now."

What color flowers do mama cats like to get?

Purrrrrrrple flowers.

"What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!"

Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"

"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."

"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."

Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.