Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator the World Trade Center collapsed.
Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama is so ugly she made dirt look like a supermodel.
Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her
Yo mama so ugly she's only allowed to go out on October 31.
Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
your mama's so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean Spain claimed her for new land.
Yo mama is so fat, when she nocliped into the backrooms.
She was in level 0 and level 999 at the same time
Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everybody Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued
yo mama so fat you can see her from 100000000000000000000000000 galaxy's away
YO MAMA IS SO OLD THAT WHEN SHE WAS IN HISTORY CLASS AS A KID ALL THEY LEARNED ABOUT WAS THEMSELVES
Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks she thought she could buy a star
Yo mama so ugly that James Charles rejected her.
Yo mama so fat she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage
Your mama so ugly whenever she threw boomerang, it refused to come back
yo mama so poor when I rang her door bell she said "Ding"
Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.
