What color flowers do mama cats like to get?
Purrrrrrrple flowers.
"What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!"
Your mama is so fat that when she went to scale its said no elephants aloud
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."
Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator the World Trade Center collapsed.
Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama is so ugly she made dirt look like a supermodel.
Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.
Yo mama so ugly she's only allowed to go out on October 31.
Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
Yo mama is so fat, when she nocliped into the backrooms, she was in level 0 and level 999 at the same time.
Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everybody Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued
