Mama jokes
Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.
Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!
Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.
Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.
Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.
Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.
Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.
Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.