Your mama so fat, that when she ate burger, she liked it.
Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
You mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions the onions cried instead of her.
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
She got on the scale, said "to be continued."
your hair line went so back you had to cry to your mama
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
I was siting in class when my theacher said have any questions the SUSpenDID Class clown said whos joe so teach said joe who so the clown said joe mama so i said what in the BALLS so i ended up stay in detention with the clown ah so cozy
I'm so friking dumb, even I need Joe Mama so fricking bad.
You're so ugly whenever you say hi, people walk away and say that you were too ugly, and they go take a bath right away because you're so stinky.
They say that you look like your mama. Wait, your mama must be just like you because I can see her way from a mile!
You say you put on perfume, but every time I smell you, you smell like poo-poo. You're so ugly that when your mom looks in the mirror, you cry. You're so stupid the second-grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten. Head Start is every grade below you. You can't even go to the 20th grade, which stands for 9th grade. You can't even go to grocery stores, and people that tell you that you're so ugly give you compliments just to make you feel better. You know that everybody just likes you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings, so just stay in your mind. Hey, you want to text Matt; you know it was you because every time you see you, you think that you matter. Matter fact, he doesn't even like you; he just wants your money girl. Who even likes you? 😈😈
joe mama so fat when she told a joke nobody laughed but the floor was cracking up
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
