Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work
Yo mama so big, her belt size is "equator."
Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mama's so stupid when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind
ur mama is so fat when she farted the world had to wear gas masks
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, ‘Beware of the dog!’
joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
Ur mama so fat that when she when to the ocean all the whales started singing we are family even know your fatter than me
