yo mama so poor she used a kfc bucket as a rain hat
yo mama so fatshe made kfc go bankrupt
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty compition they said no because they didn't want professionals
(Just a joke she's probably kind)
Your mama so chubby people call her fat 🤣🤣🤣ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ¤£
yo mama so fat, zeus used her as a bowling ball
yo mama so hairy, that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose
yo mama so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for godzilla
Yo mama so dumb she failed the survey.
yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight
yo mama so gay, that after watching aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag
yo mama is so fat they had to flood the superbowl to give her a bath
Yo mama so fat when someome asked her to touch her chin she ask "witch one?"
Yo mamas teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses
you mama so stupid she failed a survey
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
Yo mama so old, her birth certificate expired.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born the doctor tried to put her back in.
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders they became The Insiders.
